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Fisted Away

@fistedaway

used to do a website but turns out twitter is way easier.

Joined March 2010
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“It’s the only sport in the world that takes points off the board!”. Having a very stern and boring word with “Fletch” about goaltending and instant replay on buzzer beaters
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Martinez giving that pen away
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
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Chelsea are awarded a penalty and Licha has been sent off.
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They should put up a trigger warning before showing Bruno Fernandes on RefCam
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Funny bit in the replay though of seeing Forest legend Andrey Santos left for dead and tackling nothing. true video game behaviour of the frustrated button push (but in his brain)
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Flying_Rodent@flying_rodent21h
I mean, look at this. You tell me how the logical conclusion here is not “this country’s governing ideology is very, very racist” and then explain why Britain spent three weeks in a terrifying panic over the idea the country’s governing ideology is very racist.
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They did The Sash They did the Monnnnster Sash
Rangers Football Club (@RangersFC) profile pictureRangers Football Club
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🎃 Spooky fun at our Junior MyGers Halloween Party at @EdmistonHouse, presented by Park’s Motor Group! 👻 Lawrence Shankland and Cammy Devlin joined the fun, judging costumes and pumpkins. 📲 Join MyGers for exclusive experiences 👉 rng.rs/MyGers

MyGers | Halloween

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ndr (@NDR_lufc) profile picture
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@NDR_lufcOct 29
There’s truly never been a worse era to suck at the game of football
ّ (@paolo_is_dead) profile pictureّ@paolo_is_deadOct 28
nick woltemade vs genoa (away)
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Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) profile pictureBarney Ronay@barneyronay21h
Finally done it. An article that will offend *everyone* theguardian.com/football/202…
How can playing for Manchester City fit into Marc Guéhi’s moral universe? | Barney Ronay

How can playing for Manchester City fit into Marc Guéhi’s moral universe? | Barney Ronay

Club’s predicament doping raises interesting questions about principles, both for individuals and the Premier League

theguardian.com
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Razor Marone (@Streettough) profile picture
Razor Marone@Streettough9h
We might be able to look to moving up 4th if you lazy snobs finally started doing your bit and stopped turning your noses up at perfectly good bin scraps
Tom Hatfield (@WordMercenary) profile pictureTom Hatfield@WordMercenaryOct 30
It's fucking insane how high the UK defence budget actually is. Fifth highest in the world. Higher than France, higher than any European country except Germany. Higher than any country that actually borders an enemy. Not my fault if they budgeted it badly, spend less on coffee.
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This is the future that Mirror Football’s silly little nicknames created
Mz (@midzthefirst) profile pictureMz@midzthefirstOct 30
Sunday 16:30
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Aston Villa will never be Nottingham Forest, this is our gimmick
The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC) profile pictureThe Athletic | Football
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Aston Villa have announced plans to initiate legal action against pundit Jamie Carragher for his “unacceptable insults” about the club. Villa released a statement signed off by chairman Nassef Sawiris on Friday on their social media. nyti.ms/4zpraFc
Aston Villa to initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for ‘unacceptable insults’ (Gift...

Aston Villa to initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for ‘unacceptable insults’ (Gift...

The club announced their intention to pursue legal action on Friday, saying they will "not allow anyone to stop our ascension" in football.

nytimes.com
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Horatio Gould better not drop a stinker
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Razor Marone (@Streettough) profile picture
Razor Marone@Streettough22h
Sounds like exactly the sort of thing that could plausibly happen to a fearless journalist who holds peoples feet to the fire and speaks truth to power etc
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 30
🚨 NEW: Laura Kuenssberg has revealed a Government Minister may have wanted a threesome with her after she arrived for an interview in his hotel room to find him on the bed shirtless with his partner waiting "It was very uncomfortable"
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So THAT’S what the balaclavas were for!
🔻 (@xuptheirax) profile picture🔻@xuptheiraxOct 30
i would like to point that out that “face sitting” and “bbw facesitting” content is not illegal in the republic of ireland. only in the illegally-occupied area known as “northern ireland.”
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Aamer Rahman (@aamer_rahman) profile picture
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@aamer_rahmanOct 30
Why is he dressed as David Baddiel
UNN (@UnityNewsNet) profile pictureUNN
@UnityNewsNetOct 29
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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Hearing her talk
in/carvery/out (@volvicstorm98) profile picturein/carvery/out@volvicstorm98Oct 29
It's honestly kind of concerning how much Instagram wants me to listen to Sienna Spiro
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What if this is more Labour factionalism and Burnham is just banning all of Keir’s favourites
Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Wish I had American relatives I could wind up by saying that when they do this they are pointing to Mecca
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Should put some clippers in and shave it off pal
Al Carns (@AlistairCarns) profile pictureAl Carns
@AlistairCarnsOct 29
24 years in the Marines taught me that being ready for emergencies is always a good idea. Here is what to include in your kit to get through 3 days. Everyone's situation is different, so check what you might need 👇 beready.campaign.gov.uk
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R@rjb_1998Oct 29
He was private before the game but regardless the fact you've gone on his account to try and send him abuse shows that even if he wasn't he'd have been justified to
jafrvrr🦇 (@jafrvrr) profile picturejafrvrr🦇@jafrvrrOct 28
So the Fleetwood Town player who did that disgraceful challenge on Max Dowman has decided to go into hiding Zero accountability zero respect, shamelessness and nasty behavior to the core. His name is Harrison Neal, the coward.
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