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*Jake Lang in tears* "Liberty Biberty is grooming children!"
Jake Lang thought he was outing a furry convention, turns out it was actual cats.I hope he donated to the event for shelter cats.
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You know they're running short on stories when they're showing the closeup gum chewing shots.
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Costco should allow one day a week where you can run people over when they're in your way.
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Gronk better hope @PabloTorre isn't looking into him
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Five Deuce retweeted
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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Susan Collins? The retiree?
NEW: In a bitter post-defeat interview with one of her favorite beltway media errand-runners (Carl Hulse of The New York Times) Susan Collins lashes out, putting the blame for her loss squarely on the voters themselves; says Mainers lost sight of what matters. #MEpolitics
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Paul LePage saying he was too old for snow should've been enough reason for Mainers to not vote for him.
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Waking up to Susan Collins not being a senator for the first time since I was in middle school.
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Oh okay. Give away your wealth then.
BREAKING: King Charles says the 'shameful chapter' of the transatlantic slave trade fills his 'heart with horror' as he delivers a speech at the Commonwealth summit. Read more: trib.al/WkGcgV7 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Landmark day for doinks.
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We need a hero.
Haley Stevens gets heckled. She is called a traitor and the press conference ends as she is ushered away.
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One time in youth football our starting quarterback was tying his shoe directly behind our tight end and landed on him in warmups trying to catch a pass. TE broke his arm. Shit happens.
A referee just broke one of our players legs. You can’t make this up
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The Philadelphia 76ers have struck a multi-year deal with Kalshi to make Kalshi its official prediction market partner. Sixers say they're the 1st NBA team to name an official prediction market partner, and are following in the footsteps of the NBA's deals this week.
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Five Deuce retweeted
A harmless video of a couple college kids at Utah: “Pat is a little silly taking his shirt off but we still love him!” Pat Mcafee: “THEY TRIED TO BLOW MY HEAD CLEAN OFF JUST LIKE CHARLIE.”
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Five Deuce retweeted
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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Pat Mcafee doing a Jets game and getting made fun of by a random fan: "I feel uncomfortable, do you know what happened down the road here? NINE ELEVEN!"
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Five Deuce retweeted
Pat McAfee saw this video and insinuated that the university was trying to stoke an assassination attempt against him
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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The Milwaukee Brewers still winning the AL East in 2026.
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Sounds like something a guy that eats roadkill would say.
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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