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mr president, tonight we are all PRC goons.

Beijing, Ontario
Joined February 2022
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
can't make assumptions anymore about people's politics bc libs and leftists often dress like early 2000s republicans (e.g., carpenter pants, western shirt, cowboy boots) and today's conservatives often dress like early 2000s democrats (e.g., slim chinos, minimalist sneakers)
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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It is true I was there in the meeting.
In the 90s, NDP leader Raj Pannu pioneered the 'Deep Integration Project.' The plan: put agents into every UCP EDA across Alberta and help them advance. Rath was an early asset, he showed great promise. He didn't let us down. You won't believe who else we've got. #abpoli
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
I’m generally in support of Kendrick in feud with Drake but ngl “first of all ur a pedophile, second of all u don’t spend enough time with ur kids” is a weak sauce arg. Shouldn’t you want a pedophile to not spend time with kids?
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
Replying to @DenySully
Converting income taxes to consumption is the easiest win (by deferring taxes on savings until they are consumed). Why does the tech world not like this?
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
.@AbdulElSayed thinks property tax for seniors should be frozen I think its generational warfare and that they should sell their houses if they can't afford them. He concedes I'm 'theoretically correct' but practically wrong Our exchange
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Replying to @fiveinchshorts
Nationalize it, and make it into Heritage minutes, but games. Imagine a little free game where you are Laura Secord and you get to run to inform the British 🤔🤔. Also, you can mod it and give the Brits modern weapons just to stunt on the Yankees 😏😏
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Nationalize stelco and make steelbats to beat EA ceo with until he gives up ME and DAO for free?
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
POV: You open your camera roll and find this 😂
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I DENOUNCE HASAN PIKER have you @SleepyLeftist ?
I'm sick to my stomach. The far left is attempting to kill this innocent cat with a massive hammer. Their evil knows no bounds. They must be totally destroyed.
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I have always wanted to live in Israel.
הפנים של השמאל הישראלי
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This is why we dont repress our feelings, guys..
Replying to @factpostnews
The most unserious country
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I will name my firstborn daughter Carolyn in her honour ✊
Cackling at Carolyn Parrish’s concession speech being like voters are stupid and want treats
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
Cackling at Carolyn Parrish’s concession speech being like voters are stupid and want treats
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
real talk @BradMBradford, you ran a hell of a race. it’s prob hard to not have really dark thoughts but please know you are alone and you should give into them
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Instruction clear voted Brad-en chow!
Vote Brad 🇨🇦
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Elite Praetorian Starmtrooper retweeted
Brad Bradford is looking for a mayor in Alberta to give up their seat
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BREAKING! DECISION DESK CALLED BALLON D'OR FOR HARRY KANE!
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OK Ok sorry, but it's true guy won BDO. Well played to him.
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