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matt

@fiveminutedrive

heyy -『 float my way... @_tiredthoughts

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Joined September 2020
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dawg they follow me on twitter and instagram and i totally forgot until . right Now ?
matt (@fiveminutedrive) profile picturematt@fiveminutedrive10 Mar 2023
is this an universal experience or
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This month… Is this the one? Where the record comes out… And it’s finally done? Or is this the month, Where some more crazy bullsh*t happens, And I have to wait until 2047?
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SQUARE ONE IS NEARLY ON 5K STREAMS U GUYS?!?!? I FUKIN LOVE YOUR WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING 😭 Keep up the great work, I’m so proud 🩶🩶🩶🩶 open.spotify.com/track/2tigW…
Square One

Square One

Light Grey, Chaney Elaine · Square One · Song · 2024

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ive never heard of this band whats a @waterparks
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lightspeed 🌟 @waterparks
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Breaking News (@BreakingNews) profile pictureBreaking News
@BreakingNews28 Dec 2007
hi
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Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) profile pictureJorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat4 Jan 2024
Imagine if YOU stole $27,000 from your boss. What would happen
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so crazy when white people weaponise their mental health and fail to consider the mental health of the people in gaza who don’t even know if they’ll live until tomorrow
Rahma (@rahmaisnthere) profile pictureRahma@rahmaisnthere31 Dec 2023
be so fr rn…
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BIG NEWS!!! I AM OFFICIALLY JOINING @smosh AS A CAST MEMBER!! don’t worry though, i’m still with @Mythical and gonna be on MK and GMM. finally reached a joint custody settlement with my 4 dads😭 big big things in 2024:)
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One iconic Smosh moment for every month of 2023 🧵 January: All the black people Shayne knows
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Replying to @underrscoremac
@underrscoremac
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would u talk to me
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vynn (@bluntmeow) profile picturevynn@bluntmeow29 Dec 2023
wld u talk to me?
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gang should i come back to twitter ...
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i fucking crowdsurfed qnd got in the pit twice and im sad i didnt record rhe encore and the fact that i had to get put of the pit cause i almost passed out but WOW
matt (@fiveminutedrive) profile picturematt@fiveminutedrive12 Jun 2023
just had the best night of my life and made a new friend who gave me a pic after the show STOP🙁🙁🙁
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just had the best night of my life and made a new friend who gave me a pic after the show STOP🙁🙁🙁
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21 Qs🙁🙁🙁
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if its not good ...
matt (@fiveminutedrive) profile picturematt@fiveminutedrive12 Jun 2023
im like going blind on the setlist i logged out and havent seen shit about it
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im like going blind on the setlist i logged out and havent seen shit about it
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someones wearing a shirt that says waterparks❌ parques acuáticos Thats hilarious
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my legs hurt also sophie powers was soo cool
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