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The internet Problem Solver | Christian | Husband and Father of 2 | Patriot | Satire/Web3 | Reputation Management 20+ years | Cannabis 🍀

Joined April 2010
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This is the WORST Earthquake footage I have ever seen pray for Columbia🙏
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My main account is gone again. I might be back, might not be. If you need me, please call @jlittysshop or email us at [email protected] thanks! 🩵🩵
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Does anybody want a Pitbull? I’d say nice things about her, but I can’t, the bitch just has to go….
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Dear Muslims, Christ is King 👑
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Thomas Petersen got that DOG in him 🔥 #UFCVegas124
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Thomas Petersen got that DOG in him 🔥 #UFCVegas124
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Paramount is such a shitty streaming platform. I can’t even watch #UFCfightnight without it skipping. Dana White doesn’t care he’s about to be press secretary 👎 Well I guess back to college football
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.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC: “This bill is insane. Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels. This ban is a gift to the cartels. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace. We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier. I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump. To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”
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Christ is King👑
True. Also, for the Christian nationalists: Where was your God last night? That’s what I thought. They can shout Christ is King all they want and disparage Jews and Israel but at the end of the day, godless communists and Sharia adherent Muslims are now in control of America. Where was God last night? Time for people to think about that.
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My four-year-old daughter pauses the day like it’s on TV. I don’t even get asked first 🤪
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If the democrats win the midterms everyone turns gay, fat and medicated again, If republicans win WW3 starts before the Super Bowl. Happy Election Day 🤪
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If the democrats win the midterms everyone turns gay, fat and medicated again, If republicans win WW3 starts before the Super Bowl. Happy Election Day 🤪
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If the Democrats win midterms, Bitcoin will pump to all-time highs. But you’ll also turn gay.
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CHRIST IS KING 👑
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God is testing my patience like a motha fucka 😤🙏
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Had to stop in @JLittys while in town! Great meeting you @Fixerguy 🫡 missed @lala420tokes2 again. Appreciate y'all! 🔥
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Happy birthday “Babers” the big 6! You are the apple of daddy’s eye ❤️
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