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a shitstorm of fuckknobbery

Joined March 2024
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Hey don don are you pooping your pants yet @POTUS
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Orange don don r u there. You suck
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Top 5 pop artists/bands of this century, in this order: 1-Rihanna 2-The Weeknd 3-Taylor Swift 4-Adele 5-Post Malone HM: Ed Sheeran
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Worst US anthem of all time. Habs are winning tonight
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hugh jorn retweeted
2026 NHL playoff thread: follow along by liking/retweeting this post!
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Biggest disappointment so far for Habs has gotta be Demidov. Beckett Sennecke has 5 goals already for Anaheim. Demi just isn’t creating enough
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Malenstyn you piece of shit and filth and garbage and excrement Take that you big sack of shit
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Danault can’t keep up with Sabres speed
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That Florida Panthers have 15 less points than the Montreal Canadiens but have more regulation wins
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.@heatdaddy69420 I would describe this as “appropriate”
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. @CanadiensMTL I have a murder to report. The victim is the Canadian anthem, the suspect is the anthem singer you selected for tonight’s game
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What a dumb person
The only thing more powerful than hate is love ❤️ And I fuckin LOVE Bad Bunny for his bravery tonight. Holy shit what an icon
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Worst Super Bowl halftime show of all time
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Bill Guerin @BillGuerin great job keeping Caufield off team USA you dumb and fat fuck
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Kirby Dach has broken his thumb reaching for a Gatorade bottle on the bench during his return vs the Wild. He will require surgery and is expected to be out 12-18 months
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Al Michaels needs to retire. No excitement on either Packers TD
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Cirelli over Scheifele is disgusting. @HockeyCanada embarrassing us again. Incompetent organization.
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Montreal’s Brendan Gallagher has been fined $5000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for Montreal’s Mike Matheson taking an elbow to the head from Florida’s Brad Marchand.
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Boston Bruins: dirtiest team in NHL history and FINALLY some refs actually call them for the penalties they deserve
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If Montreal can unlock Joe Veleno - look out.
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