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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ in πŸ‡³πŸ‡±

The Netherlands
Joined March 2020
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Dating a man you met on Twitter is always a risk but if you must do it you have to ensure that they average about 3 likes per tweet
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Expecting a Manchester United fan to be productive on a Monday morning after what we went through the weekend is a human rights violation.
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dutch culture is actually just some bullshit bc what is this actually
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Playing on the same Padel courts as the idols you watched football with growing up. The De Boer brother, Rafael VDV, Cocu, Jan Vennegoor, Ruud Vorm... Never got to play against them as we were eliminated pretty early but they are awesome guys to chill with.
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Oh my God, you guys. This morning when I dropped my daughter off at school, there were some girls wearing hijabs. I didn’t know what to do, so I minded my own fucking business.
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The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Navi Pillay, a South African human rights lawyer, for her efforts to promote peace and international law. ft.trib.al/S2Eh0ve
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Having a note take that doesn't automatically send notes to everyone is a blessing. I was playing CS2 and confirming client meetings and my meeting notes are a goldmine. Im dying.
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The next attack on Europe may be designed to fool you. Here’s how to spot it :
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ† CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS! South Africa have been crowned COSAFA Champions 2026! πŸ†πŸ”₯ What a moment for the nation! Congratulations to the team on an outstanding achievement. The trophy is coming home! πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ™Œ #COSAFA2026 #BafanaBafana #Champions #GovZAUpdates
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Senhor dos AnΓ©is Γ© disparado a melhor trilogia jΓ‘ feita e isso nem deveria ser discutΓ­vel
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Alexa, playing "Concerning Hobbits by Howard shore."
Welcome back to the Shire✨ Warner Bros just released set pics from "The Hunt for Golum" On theatres on December 17th, 2027πŸ’ #LOTR
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Me when my brother's tell me to take it easy with my nephew's..πŸ˜‚
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Playing video games was associated with a decreased risk of dementia and better cognitive function and brain structure in a study of ~500k people.
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Nigerians have brought the FBI to South Africa 😫
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ South Africa put 6 men on a plane to the U.S. over romance scams that police say drained more than $6.2M from over 100 women. They are Nigerian nationals, arrested in 2021 and tied by the Hawks to Black Axe. They left Cape Town in FBI and Secret Service custody on wire fraud and money laundering charges. Pensioners and businesspeople are on the victim list. 5 years in a South African cell, and now in an American courtroom. Writer: Lucas
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first look at 'The Hobbit' Funko Pops that will be going live tomorrow at 9AM PT! Which ones are you planning to get? #TheHobbit #Thorin #Bilbo #Smaug
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I dono about you but I saw Ribeye and Pepperoni Pizza.
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We have to resort to this to catch the guy πŸ˜‚
‼️ BREAKING: This is the voice Dutch police want identified: a Dutch-speaking man who called Odido's customer service posing as a colleague from IT. That single call is how ShinyHunters ended up with the data of more than 6 million people. Police say the recording is not AI.
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