I had talent in a previous life.
London, England
Joined March 2009
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The word “stay” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal bbc.in/48sb5m6
The fall of girl bands and rise of solo artists such as Taylor Swift and Charli XCX is symptomatic of a world that has become more selfish and less concerned about how their actions impact society as a whole. In this thesis, entitled All The Single Ladies, I shall…
My ticket for Mighty Hoopla has been secured. Hooray! I am officially already very excited about dancing to the beat of Nicola Roberts’ drum before spending the next day with disco blisters and a comedown.
Russell Brand: "My ‘Not a psychopath who rapes and thinks it’s normal’ t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/3W9CI0z
Nicola Roberts, Robyn, Kelis, Alcazar… I guess I need to try and get a ticket to next year’s Mighty Hoopla then!
I went to Primark, but somehow managed to successfully avoid buying any more pants. Where’s my medal? Where’s my parade!
(Admittedly I did buy still some festive themed socks, but what do you want from me?! I’m only human!)
I mean, it depends whether you’re shooting from the appropriate zone, are we in the last five minutes of the quarter, and if the super shot rule is even in effect and… oh, this isn’t about netball, is it?
I’m getting my eyes tested this morning, so looking forward to seeing if this is the day my prescription tips over from “glasses” to “guide dog”.
Why is this only a third?! If you can’t be bothered actually communicating with me, why should I be bothered to go on a date with you?
The script for Channel 4’s Million Pound Shot was so heavy handed that Bradley Wash is now the official spokesperson for Hulk Hands.
GIG UPDATE: girli. A more rocked up girli - and just imagine hearing these songs in an arena, IMAGINE! - but still just as amazing, important, opinionated and poptastic as she’s always been and, hopefully, always will be.
Recreating my experience of watching Olivia Rodrigo at Glastonbury. In the sense that I watched it at home as, much like now and, indeed any other day you could pick from my life, I wasn’t actually at Glastonbury.
