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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsgl27 Nov 2024

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsgl14h

Project managing Halloween ticket scramble with kristian

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princess@lolaadietcolaOct 29

if i’m still fat by the end of 2027 imma start killing people

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 28

Jetstar flight JQ538 bringing all the Melbourne bottoms up to Sydney for their Halloweekend top buffet

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 28

Gay Halloween b2b with my Paris flight

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ᥫ᭡. #saibaheal@givenccieOct 25

every leftist is my cousin no matter where #imeverywoman #imeveryleftist

andy 𖣠@dexnaerysOct 25

me supporting lula cause at the end of the day brazilians are my cousins

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alex 🐝@oscgoatOct 26

celebrating the brasilian election result like im not from australia

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 25

the royal wedding

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 23

microwaved @amylthequeen’s nachos a lil bit

@PopCraveOct 23

James Charles as Elastigirl for Halloween.

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Moonlight// EDRTWT✡️@MoonlightzlovesOct 21

halloween in 10 days and I’m still fat

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 21

Me kinda ish

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 21

It’s always someone pushing up for this and swimming for that or running for someone. Psyop probably

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 19

omgggg @france keep going pleaaaasse don’t stop I get there on the 6th I wanna loot too :-( leave the APC store for me please or the adidas store

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 16

Fat as fuck but these twinks can’t bench 110kg

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 16

Me trying to get a discount at surplus Sydney from the 108 warehouse boys this weekend

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 9

Lining up for fucking pancakes

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 8

chef trade

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 8

this is gonna be me at my oomfs hens party in 25 years because she forgot to get engaged

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 8

Melbourne already pissed me off 12 hours in

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pasta oomf 👨🏻‍🍳@fmsglOct 7

Eating whatever I want because I’m going to Melbourne this weekend

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