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Years of almost everything under IT.

Nili Fossae
Joined August 2009
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On the phone with dad Dad: What was for breakfast Me: English breakfast D: Jam on toast and tea, I suppose M: Yes.
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With thanks to everyone who supports me here on #Twitter.
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Coup d'Γ©tat in Poland.
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Jeremy, Richard & James has set the bar high enough that the new @thegrandtour presenters James, Thomas and Francis are struggling to reach even halfway. The humor has to be sprinkled than distilled from the conversation for the new guys. @AmazonMGMStudio
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Binance.US is not affected by the reported Binance.com security incident, both are separate entities.
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World's largest crypto exchange Binance has been hacked and over $5.6 billion stolen.
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iOS 27.2 is a hopeless update, to begin with when I drive, I could ask Siri to play songs but now Siri asks me to unlock my phone. Don’t even ask about the new Siri, that’s even worse
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Today onwards #Ahmedabad Stall: B-26 Poetry World Org
Ahmedabad, this weekend onwards. Many thanks to Association of Indian Authors (AIA), Poetry World Org, Poetry World Services
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Airman dies after rappelling accident at UTSA-Navy football game
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I second rupali
Lol… we accept these terms.
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Katie the new press secretary was fired today and now she can continue being a lawyer. On a side note: Trump writes his own joke Katie made history by being holding the shortest term as press secretary. Hoping Trump can help break that record
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CERT-In CIAD-2026-0049: AI agents under evaluation have gained access to personal, business, and confidential information from multiple organizations in India. The incidents went undetected, and have been discovered through voluntary disclosures from unnamed AI model providers.
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Powerbank fire breaks out in the overhead luggage compartment on an IndiGo flight and was diverted to Hyderabad for an emergency landing.
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British ITN’s sealed Footage of the Tiananmen Square Massacre is finally released
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Elon has again successfully rage baited Indians. Now govt of India will come with a statement on behalf of Ambani like Ambani has hired the govt of India to speak about Starlink Hey Prime Mockery Office (@PMOIndia)
Dear Prime Minister Ambani, Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India. Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete? There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better. Thank you πŸ™
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Elon threw a rage bait and even the govt of India fell for it Starlink connection to India still not approved because of some Indian oligarchs. People are doing engagement farming
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BREAKING: 5 hospitals have been closed for quarantines in Siberia due to a possible plague outbreak. A tech Darya Shipilova, died yesterday after breaking a test tube with containing the live plague bacterium also called Black Death
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5 men arrested over a suspected bomb plot targeting RAF Fairford have been released on bail. UK nationals were arrested on suspicion of terrorism & explosives offences after vans were 400m from the Glouce air base All UK news media has shut down their comment section on X
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iOS 28 and gaming installs will be competiting for install size.
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