foji𓆉︎

Foji𒌐.

They got the sandwormussy with the built in g spot stimulator.

Me and who?

Just lied asf as fuck.

Did you know people with atrial fibrillation have a 5x more likely chance to have a stroke than people who don’t.

Just got in my uber and it’s a 7 seater…

Just know if I ever follow you I’ve been through every single picture you’ve ever posted.

The fact that my job genuinely sends an ambulance to your house if you randomly don’t show up to work.

I loved you. And I still do. Just wanted passion from you. Just wanted what I gave you. I waited. And waited…

Daal and buttered toast.

How oomf body count higher than their credit score?

Man I love being Pakistani.

When I was a kid there was a disabled kid in my class who would pull my hair for no reason. So I’d pinch him under the table when the teacher wasn’t looking.

Getting the ick in real time (GMT).

My sweat smells so good.

I would sell my pussy for a cold Dr Pepper rn.