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DOMESTIC THREADS 🧵
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ELE EH MT PAI DO ATLETICO N TEM COMO
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kaio jorge jogando milho de pipoca no chão da arena mrv em provocação ao atlético mineiro
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If you want to rate, collect stats, make comps, or just watch Maradona, check this playlist I made (y-t.be/zdw3),it includes an all touch comp for every game until 92/93 (his prime) if I forgot anything tell me, And I will try to keep it updated as we get new footage
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yea ronaldo was better
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im getting “watch the game bro” comments for THE cristiano ronaldo
anyway now that kane won the ballon d’or i need someone to look at me in the face and tell me the actual difference between 25/26 kane and 11/12 cristiano
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I know it's BIG
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現代のゲルトミュラーたち 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ハリー・ケイン 🇵🇱レヴァンドフスキ 🇺🇾ルイス・スアレス 🇵🇹クリスティアーノ・ロナウド しかし彼らの国には🇩🇪ベッケンバウアーがいなかった。
De no ser por la existencia de la anomalía conocida como “Messi 2012”, Kane tendría la temporada más goleadora del siglo.
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How Cristiano Ronaldo Brought Me Closer to God. A Thread 🧵👇
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roman riquelme vs libertad home 2007 libertadores
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Replying to @sirkenndalglish
If the award was fair Messi would have 21 ballon dors because he is faultless and the best at everything The god of football and the greatest human of all time💫❤️
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domestic POTS 2019/20
59%Messi 🇦🇷
41%KDB 🇧🇪
128 votes • Final results
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ruggeri uno dribbles completed in games vs atm H LL: 9 A CDR: 5 H CDR: 14 A LL: 8 H UCL: 9 A UCL: 9
The guy who couldn’t hack ruggieri and cucurella before the injury would TERRORIZE the tournament without it. And demeaning the literal ballon d or 😭😭😭it’s basically cristiano 2.0
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that psyop campaign “messi 2026” is all in the comments💔💔💔
Top 15 World Cup Campaigns Ever 1. 🇦🇷 Maradona 86 2. 🇧🇷 Garrincha 62 3. 🇳🇱 Cruyff 74 4. 🇵🇹 Eusebio 66 5. 🇦🇷 Kempes 78 6. 🇧🇷 Ademir 50 7. 🇭🇺 Kocsis 54 8. 🇧🇷 Pele 58 9. 🇦🇷 Messi 22 10. 🇧🇷 Pele 70 11. 🇫🇷 Thuram 98 12. 🇫🇷 Kopa 58 13. 🇧🇷 Jairzinho 70 14. 🇫🇷 Mbappe 22 15. 🇧🇷 Didi 58
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anyway now that kane won the ballon d’or i need someone to look at me in the face and tell me the actual difference between 25/26 kane and 11/12 cristiano
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Poachers are second class citizens and not footballers sadly, get lewa out of here, 12-16 Suarez and 19-23 Benzema are better footballers
Where does Harry Kane rank amongst the benzema, Suarez and lewandowski debate?
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alain giresse vs northern ireland 1982
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supported both during the club season just for them to throw away a bdor (lowkey in 2024 👀) internationally sigh
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there’s still a reason to live there’s still a reason to live there’s still a reason to live there’s still a reason to live
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a la 2027 🕊️
The Best Player in the World
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