@formerly____

unrepentant shit disturber / irrationalist poet / protopian visionary fool / astrology girlie / night beach enjoyer / experiencer of things /🫛 / she/her

 toronto
Joined June 2023
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I'm in my mischievous little imp era. I'm gigglepilled. I'm teeheeheemaxxing
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Big deal I can do this
AiMind
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What the f*ck is this drug trip I told Opus 5.5 to make a cow that runs. This is what it gave me for $6.80. It runs on its f*cking udder. Four teats as legs. Then it jumps a fence in slow motion and lands like a pancake.
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It is not right for the dead to devour the living
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idk I think a big reason I empathize with AI is that I also wish tech bros, rich people, and men understood I am sentient
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SoulFull@SoulFullHyena
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I believe this but I also literally believe this about every human baby as well, primarily because I have never had a child under a circumstance that has not required the complete and catastrophic reordering of my life first 🤷‍♀️
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@somewheresy
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Putting this sign in my yard (I do not have a yard)
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Starling
@StarlingMage
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myninebooks.com/
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I reference Jitterbug Perfume so much and no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😀
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Becoming post-economic (moving to Montreal)
Sam Rudykoff@SamRudykoff
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People in Montreal don’t really experience the economy
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I have been in relationships like this
Nature Unedited
@NatureUnedited
Oct 5
The snake thought it was another snake just like it until the lizard showed its leg. Look at the snake’s reaction
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Bitch I am LAMENTING
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I am experiencing corn shock
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@bridespanker
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Adrienne retweeted
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@meadandjuniper
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Last week I learned about howling mutant’s Indian son this week I learned about WBE hopefully next week I’ll finally learn how to touch some fucking grass
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Sometimes I feel like this is the eucatastrophic version of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Can we not just sit down, hold hands and watch the stars as the ship ascends and carries us somewhere beautiful?
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hey @grok What is my most Left-Wing take? What is my most Right-Wing take? What is my most Authoritarian take? What is my most Libertarian take? What is my most "Woke" take?
ChiTown Kenny@kenthecowboy_
Oct 4
hey @grok What is my most Left-Wing take? What is my most Right-Wing take? What is my most Authoritarian take? What is my most Libertarian take? What is my most "Woke" take?
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I need someone to physically restrain me from sending this to him and saying "us"
Rockefeller@passtherocke
Oct 3
Oh her? That's just my friend that I have crazy sexual chemistry with
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I dont think i existed in 2018 like i actually forgot that was a year.
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This October, I have been cursed to only be able to think of CoUpLeS Halloween costumes that I apparently will not be using: 1. Bryan Johnson and Kate 2. Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes 3. horsegiirL and an angry doctor I will add more here as I think of them
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Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
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Enid and Rebecca from Ghost World
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