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former femcel, retired abg, current mad scientist

 SF
Joined January 2025
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just got jumpscared by my own tweet being reposted on IG, i can officially retire from posting now 🙂‍↕️
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i love california, only place u can eat a burrito
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“Dune is sexless” but this was one of the hottest scenes to come out of 2024
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men are so unserious
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what if we held hands in the dune double sandworm collectible popcorn bucket
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"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres. One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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this is what i meant when i said none of u were important enough to honeypot
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@nytimes18h
Breaking News: A Chinese businesswoman who had a close relationship with Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, was found to be passing intelligence to Beijing. nyti.ms/3Ukob1t
Nvidia Chief, Jensen Huang, Is Seen as Target of Chinese Spy Plot

Nvidia Chief, Jensen Huang, Is Seen as Target of Chinese Spy Plot

A Chinese businesswoman who had a close relationship with Jensen Huang was found to be passing intelligence to Beijing. President Trump was briefed and took no action.

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going to sf halloween as a chinese model i just need to find my harness
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joan didion walked so asian girls with substacks could jog
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just did my nails so excuse me if i send u texts riddled with Epstein level typos
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wikipedia app is down so im forced to doom scroll here 🫩
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@andrewho03Oct 27
Thinking about this GOATed Caroline Ellison quote
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doing lines off the iphone duo crease #nocardneeded
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im gonna be such a good highly strung out on stimulants 2nd/3rd wife to a man one day in the far future
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women are VCs & men are PE bros
canublameme666 (@canublameme666) profile picturecanublameme666@canublameme666Oct 27
Are guys ever in love w the potential of a girl rather than the girl herself or is that a woman thing only
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they hired a Gen Z kid to handle my dentists appointment scheduling????
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@formerlyofflineOct 23
autonomous AI agent swarms have unfortunately hacked my phone again and sent out thirst traps to every guy i know, please disregard unless you’re into it in which case please regard
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Image from lily▫️blessed by DUNE 3 trailer (@woo_sbeanie)
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"she's a minor" okay she's also hitler
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Genie@lettersfromjunoOct 25
I love being in California because I can have no ass
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dressing up as a zyn pouch for halloween so i can be inside him for once
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