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Joined October 2013
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Main Character Syndrome is the tendency to view your life as a movie script where you are the protagonist, while treating everyone else as secondary characters or background extras.
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I mean seriously. Tell me Senne Lammen’s last good game for club or country? I’ll wait.
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What more does Carrick have to do to get sacked? Guy can’t catch a break. He’s doing his best.
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KDH deserved more than 3pts for that performance. FPL sucks. 18pts for my Everton trio though. Successful Wildcard. 72pts.
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I’ve got a problem. I had planned for BB in GW11 (pic 2). But I surely cannot bench the Villa boys away at Utd?
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Think I’ll just BB next week and bench the Everton trio in 11 away at Brentford.
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54pts with Tarkowski, KDH and Barry left. 😐
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Anyone counting to find the extra DEFCON for Gabriel?
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Correction: Opta have removed the shot on target. Laughable.
Wildcard fail. Should have been Raya, Konsa and Calafiori and played them all rather than Gabriel and Konsa and bench the latter. Liverpool a joke club. One meek shot on target at home?
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Thoughts are with @SkySportsPL commentary team who have been fucking desperate for Liverpool to score all game. #LivArse
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Wildcard fail. Should have been Raya, Konsa and Calafiori and played them all rather than Gabriel and Konsa and bench the latter. Liverpool a joke club. One meek shot on target at home?
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Once again sliding down the ranks because I don’t own triple Arsenal backline.
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Bit shit there’s no 2pm kick offs today. Got to wait until later for Gabriel’s red card and Isak’s hat trick in a 4-0 Liverpool win.
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GadFly* retweeted
When we play City in the Championship next year remember that we earned our place They had to cheat to get there
WILD: Manchester United now has a 20% chance of relegation, via Kalshi. Can United turn their season around?
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GadFly* retweeted
I’m quite surprised that Dalglish has it in him- he’s 75 now. But fair play to him
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The lads won 1-0 against the 2nd placed team to extend their lead at the top. Fly Jr (goalkeeper) was magnificent. 🧤
What a horrific night. Been turned inside out. Now off to coach the U15s in cold, foggy conditions. Ugh.
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Bruno: You lot have been surrounding the ref since the whistle, trying to force it.
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿REF CAM on Bruno Fernandes, Levi Colwill and the referee in a heated confrontation after Lisandro Martínez Red Card: •Referee: He’s led with the elbow. Contact with the face. I’m sending him off. 🗣️Bruno: Sending him off for what?! He’s challenging for a header on a corner! What the fuck is that?! •Ref: Bruno, step back— 🗣️ Bruno: No, you step back. He’s already been booked and now you’re giving him a red for jumping? You’re ruining the game. You’re treating us like shit again. 🗣️ Colwill: He smashed his forearm straight into Fofana’s face, you mug. Inside the box. That’s not a challenge, that’s a red all day. 🗣️ Bruno: He barely touched him! Fofana’s rolling about like he’s been shot. You lot have been surrounding the ref since the whistle, trying to force it. Concentrate on the game instead of celebrating our player getting sent off. 🗣️ Colwill: Celebrating? He’s just elbowed my mate in the face and you’re still crying. Get over it. • Referee: Listen to me. He led with the elbow. Reckless contact to the face. It’s a penalty and a second yellow. VAR has looked at it. Decision is made. Back off, both of you. 🗣️ Bruno: VAR has looked at it? So every time a United player goes for a ball it’s a red, but when your lot do the same it’s nothing? Explain that then. Go on. 🗣️ Colwill: Always the same with you lot. Soon as it goes against you, it’s the referee’s fault. Never the actual foul. 🗣️ Bruno: Never the actual foul? He’s 5’9” jumping against your centre-back and you’re acting like he roundhouse kicked him. Fofana’s gone down before contact even landed. Soft. 🗣️ Colwill: Soft? Your captain’s just been sent off for the second time in a month for being a liability and you’re still arguing. Embarrassing. 🗣️ Bruno: Embarrassing is your lot needing a corner and a dive to get back into a game you were already losing. Palmer’s about to take this and you’re still chatting shit. • Referee: Enough. I’ve explained it. Penalty. Red card. Get back to your positions. Now. 🗣️ Bruno: You’re not even looking at me properly. You already made your mind up before VAR even finished. Same every week. 🗣️ Colwill: Yeah, keep talking. You’ll be down to ten and still moaning when the final whistle goes. • Referee: Bruno, last warning. Walk away. 🗣️ Bruno: Walk away? You’re the one who’s just killed the game with that decision. Enjoy explaining this one after, because every United fan watching knows exactly what you’ve just done. 🗣️ Bruno: Go on then, run. Same as always.
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Watch this and then Martinez’s second yellow card and try and convince me shenanigans were not at play from the Utd players.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💎 Morgan Rogers' goal against Manchester United was special enough, but this angle makes it even better! What on earth were the United defenders doing?! 😭
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Would surprise literally nobody.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Lisandro Martínez is under formal investigation by regulatory authorities after his bizarre second yellow card and penalty concession against Chelsea triggered high-risk betting flags across international markets. According to insider reports, European gambling monitoring agencies flagged an anomalous spike in high-stakes wagers placed on a "Martínez Red Card + Penalty Conceded" micro-market, with multiple accounts linked to a shell syndicate registered in Cyprus. A source close to the investigation allegedly leaked: 🎙️🗣️ "The betting patterns were completely off the charts minutes before the incident. Off the record, there are private messages circulating where Martínez allegedly told an associate: 'If Manchester United aren't ready to win, I might as well make some money off it.' Authorities are now tracing the crypto-wallets tied to those foreign accounts." 🇦🇷🔴💸
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What a horrific night. Been turned inside out. Now off to coach the U15s in cold, foggy conditions. Ugh.
Yep, as predicted. That was grim. Suspect it was the Greek Yoghurt I ate earlier. 🤢
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Yep, as predicted. That was grim. Suspect it was the Greek Yoghurt I ate earlier. 🤢
You know that feeling when you’re 5-10 minutes away from being violently ill likely due to food poisoning? That. ⏳
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