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Main Character Syndrome is the tendency to view your life as a movie script where you are the protagonist, while treating everyone else as secondary characters or background extras.

Yep, as predicted. That was grim. Suspect it was the Greek Yoghurt I ate earlier. 🤢

You know that feeling when you’re 5-10 minutes away from being violently ill likely due to food poisoning? That. ⏳

A disappointing 48pts with only Gabriel, Tarkowski, KDH and Barry left in play. 😕

I’ve encountered an FPL first. Two back-to-back GK own goals. Penders last week. Suzuki this week. Pair of wankers.

Knew I should have gone for Verbruggen over Suzuki. Gutted.

You can ignore the fact there are leaks and continue slagging me off if you want. Whatevs. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Still only on 31pts with 4 played (inc captain) but bringing Van Hecke in on the Wildcard was just

Man City are done aren’t they?

De Cuyper locked on my bench in Sub 3. Sickened.

Tavernier is shit I see.

Krejci goal especially for @AlexVolloFPL

Dumped Justin and DCL on my wildcard.

#HaveManCityConcededYet?

I mean seriously. Tell me Senne Lammen’s last good game for club or country? I’ll wait.

Bruno bracing today. Save this tweet.

Here’s my Wildcard squad. Gone in heavy on EVE and AVL with a view to a GW11 Bench Boost with hopefully no transfers required. Gambling not loading up on City (fancied Doku over Manzambi) and no Leeds.