Retired from this place. Check me out with the same @ on Threads and all other platforms. Linktree below
London, England
Joined June 2010
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Holy f
I’ve been nominated
⭐️CREATOR OF THE YEAR 2025⭐️ !!!!!
If you’ve come across my stupid face before on this vast interweb and you have 30 seconds, please do drop a VOTE FOR ME via fredasquith.com
Bro I don’t need a fucking 6-digit security code to sign into Moonpig. If someone wants to steal my details and go buy £6.98s worth of Birthday Cards then I’ll take it on the chin
Decided to go on a walk (in my shorts) and break my wedding shoes in
Came back after 1000 dodgy looks and 1 massive blister 👍🏼
Tom Cruise has mastered the art of not looking awkward whilst being applauded at length. Being sung “Happy Birthday” is a doddle for this guy. Social Anxiety’s final boss.
Picking up the nephew from nursery, keenly self conscious about pushing an empty pram down the street
