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it’s just taking its sweet time | 20.10.2020

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Next year a huge goal is to bring afro electronic sounds to open format events. I play deep house, amapiano, Afrohouse, afro tech and even Gqom. Let’s work together. Hit me up [email protected] 🪩💌
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“Oh wow you’re so well spoken”
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I’m going to start saying “you’re responding to stimulus” randomly now 🤣🤣
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And if the devil comes near you, what do you do? Us in Sunday school:
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Got beat up this morning at my MMA class and the trainer tapped my rib cage which is already bruised and told me that the discomfort I feel should be motivation not to get battered again?? He should have just called me a slur.
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El Nino + El tinubu = El shall die😭
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🤣🤣 how tf can I get this gifs
What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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Nahhhh I’m in tears 😭😭😭
This December, we need more places to accept SpongePay 😂
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I call agbero “tout” yesterday, he correct me say nah “lout” he be I first laugh, nah when I reach house i no say nah me be olodo
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Est-ce que tu parles francais? Un petit peu and you look pret a manger
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He that is in me , wetin dey supp? Until I craze ?
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This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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Happened exactly as written. God is real. I was planning to leave my job around this time and jump out of a plane with no parachute. Jumped out and fell into God's arms.
By God’s grace, 2022 is the last year when I’ll have to think before I answer the question, ‘Do you love what you do?’
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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on stage today! Glory to God
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Le bizness! Negocios. Thank you Jesus
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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I want to create the best West African restaurant in Toronto. Dialed in af. Send me money
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Parents get so riled up when you use a word they aren't familiar with. "Dad, that's quite ludicrous" "Family ìyá ẹ Ludacris"
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