see you at heat death

mid-atlantic ridge
Joined February 2014
That whole outfit is atrocious and I never pretended otherwise
Wearing a button up shirt under a thin sweater looks and feels terrible and I’m sick of pretending otherwise
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early christians genuinely believed that the end of the world was nigh and jesus would be returning soon. as such, they annulled all marriages, stopped working, and stopped having sex. nowadays people bullshit like they believe in "the singularity" but keep filling their 401ks
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She basically had to babysit it all the way and got nothing done besides booking something that could be easily booked without an llm anyway
dots demo. Now... with better WiFi.
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I have my Grokbot SUCKING OFF my Muse agent while my OpenClaw assistant WATCHES and JACKS OFF in a CORNER and my PRODUCTIVITY has SKYROCKETED
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Leaving for lunch break thinking my agents are going to blast through some work but come back to them waiting with a fucking questionnaire and no work done
waking up and seeing your agent stopped to ask for permission 8h ago
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You did this to yourself and you deserve having all your data mined by zuck
So @Muse said it only searched gmail when I asked. But it scanned my email daily without permission, then made up explanations twice when I caught it. No setting to stop the surveillance — only a kill switch for Gmail completely.
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Yeah I’m not gonna do that again, next job will have to be a warm intro by someone I know
lol has anybody entered a technical interview loop after vibecoding for the last 3 years. its genuinely a cognitive hazard.
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I simply don’t believe in benchmarks anymore
Introducing Gemini 4 Argon, our new frontier model, rolling out to cyber defenders starting today, and more widely as soon as possible. I am really excited by the progress we have made here. Argon is priced at $2 in and $10 out during introductory pricing!
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Ok I need that kit
in 1987, west german ice hockey team ecd iserlohn was going through financial problems ($3.5 million in debt). desperate for sponsorships, they struck a $900,000 deal with libyan dictator colonel gaddafi to advertise his ideological manifesto “the green book” on their jerseys.
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Fr tho if your Claude talks to you like this then it’s a massive skill issue on your part
me: how do i open pdf claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.
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I’m in Tokyo
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Turns out I can read hieroglyphics just fine
A reconstruction of the Turin Erotic Papyrus, a painted scroll from ancient Egypt featuring various satirical scenes, one of the first documents of this kind. Ca. 1150 BC.
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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No, but listen, you know this "put the fries in the bag, Terence Tao"'--*sniff, sniff*--already the usual replies concede too much. "If Tao is serving fries, YOU will be in the lithium mines." My God! This is our defense of human dignity? Don’t worry, the correct people will get the terrible jobs! *Pulls at shirt* You see, everything is up for radical transformation, human intelligence, consciousness, and so on and so on--except that somebody must still have a shitty afternoon so I can enjoy my lunch. But to say "these people are envious", this is too easy. It allows us, "the educated ones," our own little fantasy: we are disliked only because we are so wonderful. You know, the more interesting thing is this *sniff* peculiar identification with the machine. When the mathematician discovers something, apparently this was HIS achievement, his privilege, his little secret. When the machine discovers something, suddenly it's "Look what WE can do!" The achievement has become collective precisely at the moment when no human being can claim credit. See how this "we" functions. For the achievement, I identify with the machine. For the consequences, I identify YOU with the human. "We have surpassed you." Who are we? Well, myself and the thing that has also surpassed me. There is something almost touching here, really. To escape the humiliation of somebody absorbed in something opaque to you, you appeal to something which knows incomparably more than either of you. And this is supposed to settle the matter in YOUR favor. You know the old example of canned laughter. Here we have a similar arrangement. The machine achieves something on my behalf. The mathematician suffers the loss of human significance on my behalf. Somebody to be brilliant for me and somebody to be obsolete for me, without me having to be either, so I can remain as I was. But *pulls on shirt* there is this little difficulty that hides the essential thing: you still need a response from Tao! A correct proof, this Lean slop and so on, is not enough. You need him to certify his own defeat. You need him to say "By god, this is extraordinary! Yes, this is correct, but also this is interesting." Which means--and here comes Hegel--the person you are reducing to an obedient instrument must remain more than an obedient instrument. You need recognition from someone whose authority you are abolishing. "Your so-called expertise is worthless. Now tell me, in your expert opinion, that I, qua machine representative, was right." *Touches nose* But I would go a step further. What does this math person actually do to provoke you? In the fantasy, I mean. He need not insult you. He can be generous, mild-mannered, whatever. Something remains irritating: there is something over there which occupies him, which matters to him, and your opinion does not settle what it is worth. Perhaps he is not even looking down on you. This is the really intolerable possibility. This, you see, is closer to the Lacanian problem of the Other's desire. Not simply "What does he have that I don't?" but "What the hell is going on with him?" Perhaps the answer is: he is thinking about something else. The fries solve this beautifully. Now you know what you are for him. He needs the money. Your presence creates an obligation. And this, at last, also explains why the machine can be less threatening than the mathematician. The machine's intelligence may exceed yours unimaginably, but you imagine it arrives in response to your prompt. You can complain about the tone. You have the privileges of an angry customer and so on and so on. The human has this irritating possibility of being interested in something you did not request and cannot order. And please, this includes the person already serving the fries! *Pulls at shirt* I am almost tempted to say: the dream of unlimited intelligence conceals just this: a the wish that nobody should be doing anything you cannot immediately understand as a service.
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the history of the domestic cat is the history of a species’s encounter with an alien superintelligence in which that superintelligence is quickly aligned and its forces used to secure superabundance and lasting prosperity
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It’s a good model
Opus 5.5 reaction thread. We all know it can do original music videos, but how is it at talking and coding and all the stuff we will actually be doing next week?
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There are so many performative people in London looool. Why are you jogging at 9am in Bank. Go to the office man you attention seeking twat
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yeah boss that’s right. It takes exactly how long im being paid for today to do that thing you asked me to do
It would take 8 hours for Pixar's computers to render a single frame of Toy Story in 1995.
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Pros: we took a picture of the fundamental fabric of matter, the absolute minimal possible reduction. We transcended human limits in a profound way. This is comparable to the moon landing. Cons: It's hexagonslop again.
First ever direct images of a single molecule: kind of looks like a bunch of adorable caterpillars?
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