3 Spotify Albums; Contributor to Idiot’s Guide to Jokes & The Howard Stern Show; LIKE2LAUGH Hilarity since 2003; Creator/Host of World’s 1st Online Comedy Club
Boston, Massachusetts
Joined October 2008
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20th Annual March Comedy Madness to benefit The Brain & Behavior Research Foundation tips off Saturday 3/7 at The Comedy Studio, Cambridge, MA. 64 comedians in the brackets!
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Guys, I beg you to start being the person you wish to be. This study found that just 5 minutes a day of imagining your best possible self, for two weeks, made people noticeably more optimistic about their future. Picture who you want to be, then go act like them today.
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Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.
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These are our obligations as human beings…
1. Carry your own weight
2. Realize your potential
3. Stand up to bullies
4. Enjoy the gift of life
5. Leave this place better than you found it
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Explain it to me like I took a vaccine in a Walmart parking lot for a donut
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DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!
ONCE DOWN 17-0, THE BADGERS LEAD 24-20!
📺 Big Ten Football: Wisconsin at Penn State on Peacock & NBCSN
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After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.
If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.
My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.
I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.
See you at training camp.
enesfreedom.com
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🇸🇪🇵🇱 This absolute beast Bartłomiej Kubkowski just became the first person ever to swim across the Baltic Sea between Sweden and Poland.
160 km. 56 hours. No sleep.
Human limits just got pushed a little further. Respect.
Writer: Oliver
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Yes, this is real, and we are not ready for what’s coming in the next 10 years.
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We made an honest mistake yesterday and we are sincerely sorry for that.
When we welcomed the Watt family to America First Field, we should have recognized Kealia Watt for exactly who she is.
Kealia is a Utah native and one of the most decorated players to ever come out of this state. Kealia won four state championships with her club and four more in high school, and was a two-time Utah Gatorade Athlete of the Year. She was a U.S. youth national teamer at 13. At the U-20 level, she scored the game-winning goal in the World Cup final.
She started four years at North Carolina, won a national title with the Tar Heels, then went No. 2 overall in the NWSL draft to the Houston Dash, and was the franchise’s first-ever college pick. She then became their captain with 114 appearances and 28 goals. Kealia finished her career with the Chicago Stars (then known as the Red Stars) and is now a soccer analyst for Amazon Prime Video.
@KealiaOhai, @JJWatt — we are deeply sorry. Thank you for all you do for the sport.
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Lots of people asking about the shift to permanent daylight savings. The data clearly show locking to standard is best. For mental and physical health. That am sunlight is key, But if not, then locking to daylight savings second best. Shifting back-and-forth is the worst choice.
