If you're reading this, you can kiss my ass.
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Fat Thraggerson retweeted
Will Compton’s dad used to make him run hill sprints at the “chat dump,” which is basically a pile of mining waste that poses a risk of lead poisoning 💀
A lot of things are starting to make sense now.
Fat Thraggerson retweeted
For context: Miami took a 25 year drought and still #2 50 years later
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Rays fans are butt hurt that we all have eyes and ears. We all saw that Milwaukee fans invaded the Trop this week. It wasn’t even close. I’m being generous saying it was 80/20. Might have been closer to 90/10.
Fat Thraggerson retweeted
“Indiana people kinda fuckin suck… The twitter IU fans who just discovered football last year are goofy as fuck” -Brandon Walker
“They’re like the Purdue of college football fans” -Liam Blutman
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LMAOOOO YOOO HE SPITTING FACTS 🤣🤣😭😭🔥🔥🔥🙌🏼 #CFP
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How Miami Recruits Their Players
Clinton Portis: “This is how my recruiting segment went. Hey, bro, you want to fucking come to University of Miami? I’ll recruit your fucking ass, if not, I’ll recruit somebody else. Don’t fucking waste my time, bro.”
“I always tell people that Coach Soldinger was the realest coach we had, every position respected him. He was the mob on our team."
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People from Tampa will tell you it’s too difficult to get to a Rays game. Meanwhile Brewers fans are getting to the Trop from Wisconsin
Purchases by state for Game 4 of the World Series:
▫️ 41.3% from Wisconsin
▫️ 30.5% from Florida
▫️ 3.4% from Illinois
Get-in price rose 32% after the Brewers won last night- the cheapest ticket available on @TickPick is $829.
No one vacations in the Jacksonville of the West Coast willingly or twice. Naples, Sarasota, Marco Island, Clearwater etc. yes. Tampa? Hell no.
Everybody hates us apparently. National media. Opposing fans. Even some of our own (alleged) fans.
Consider that Tampa Bay has a pro hockey team with 3 Stanley Cup championships, whereas Milwaukee, WI (!) doesn’t even have a team.
New York and Boston spend hundreds of millions of dollars on payroll but struggle against Tampa Bay’s shoestring budget.
Are they jealous? Maybe. Who knows. All I know is Tampa Bay is awesome. We live where everybody else vacations. And we get to do it while competing at the highest levels of pro sports in the U.S.
I hereby apologize for NOTHING. You disloyal transplants can go suck an egg. I’ll always be proud of my hometown, win or lose, no matter what you think about how we do things.
#TEAMTAMPABAY FOREVER, Y’ALL! TAMPA BAY AGAINST THE WORLD!
#RaysUp #ForTampaBay #WeAreTheKrewe ##GoBolts #GoBulls🤘🏼 #GoRowdies #GoSun #GoSpartans
If either Tkachuk does what Scheifele just did it's called a major on the ice and when they review it down to 2 all the morons will cry favoritism.
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It break my heart to type this….
Chalktober is over.
Arsenal lost to Fleetwood in what I’m told is the greatest upset in soccer history.
Today was supposed to be a get in, get out day. Arsenal was the chalkiest odds pick in Chalktober history.
I am devastated.
Thank you to everyone who followed along.
See you in 339 days.
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Among the undefeated & 1-loss P4 squads, how many Power Conference wins do the teams you beat have?
Miami: 13
Kentucky: 11
BYU: 10
ND: 10
Wake: 10
Georgia: 9
IU: 9
OSU: 9
UCLA: 9
SMU: 8
Utah: 7
Arizona: 6
Texas Tech: 6
Northwestern: 2
