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fumbled another church girl today when she asked "who sold jesus?" and i answered "mikel arteta"
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the funniest thing about social media is watching people act like celebrities online and then seeing them at the supermarket buying bread.
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What if you travel and find yourself in a country where graping is a normal thing for men.
What would you do?
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some people will ask you to be honest, then spend the next two weeks punishing you for being honest.
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“recharging airtime to the wrong number”
can never be me. 😂 i take it seriously like a 4 unit course. 😂
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i wonder how many people have accidentally liked an old picture while doing background checks on their crush.
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The internet does not raise your child, but it can influence the values she begins to accept.















