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the night gardener @fwflacko

Playing catch up

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I tweet for the niggas with speech impediments

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Idk why but I’m blaming kev on stage for this

King IntroVert ☝🏾

Some of y’all need this tutorial

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No lol

Prnjal @prnjals

Spiritually same shows but not enough people watched wonder man to care

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You turn 30 and suddenly need Google Calendar to keep track of your social life

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Dude?

daija cartier @dxija

i don’t even need sex. just rest a fresh pair of balls directly over my nose & mouth and let me blow raspberries to my heart’s desire.

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Yall be fucking with niggas that make you go door dashing with him using YOUR account and he gon call it quality time lmfao

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Naruto

What's a show everybody swore you HAD to watch that you quit after one episode?

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It looks like she got titties on top of her titties holy smokes man

Platini 🦁🍽️

Scrolling IG and said nah my Twitter friends need to see it too.

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Wanz Shammwanz @JEverton34

Ayton needs more mins

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It’s finna rain and my knee started hurting, I’m officially a southern nigga huh?

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Anansi @DashGetEm

Not saying it's right or wrong, but if he had said "this white bitch mad because I'm texting Meagan Good" he'd have kept his career.

Wole (Spaces Dan Rather)

So i feel even more validated in believing that it was Meagan Good Jonathan Majors was texting the night he and his ex got into it in that taxi lol

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what it feels like being neurodivergent talking to neurotypical people

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HONEY🍯🇺🇸

Stop dating women if you can’t afford to take care of them.

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I need one more person 👁️

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Can’t find an NBA Fantasy League to join so I’m finna say fuck it and make one myself lol if I can get like 8 people we cool

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Only one @AMCTheatres in all of Atlanta playing Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother feels like a microaggression lol wtf man

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History will remember this year as the Summer Without Sundresses 😔

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Most obvious Laker trade deadline target

like brah

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Kendrick Lamar on Ab-Souls Outro:

sammm ☆@onlysammms

i like ppl who can talk about sex, lust, nd their freaky side, then switch to human psychology, existentialism, and the absurdity of life in the same conversation

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This not AI?

EMBIID FASTBREAK ALLEY 🔥🔥🔥

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Y’all weren’t there man

@NostalgicDaimyo

They took everything from us

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