Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
πππ§π πππ‘π§ππ₯π¦ now house πππ©ππ‘π ππ¨π ππ‘ ππ₯πππ‘ πππππ¦ grown from stem cells, fused with silicon chips, fed sugar to stay alive, and used as biological computers.
π‘π’ππ’ππ¬ ππ‘π’πͺπ¦ ππ π§πππ¬ ππ₯π ππ’π‘π¦πππ’π¨π¦.
@grok TRUE or FALSE.
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
JUST IN: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis declares βWe will make sureβ Tesla's flying Roadster is street legal in Florida.
Maybe we should start a competitor to Amazon π€
amazon is blocking grok @bots from ordering, and elon's answer is just have your bot buy it somewhere else.
one of my grok bots only handles my amazon returns, so i'm watching this one closely.
would you switch stores for your bot? π
Elon, i think its time for an X Shop? π
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
Replying to @a1lon9
Damn that poorgoat guy seems like a pretty good caller.
Heard he called CATE to flip DOGE and CATE is only at $60M right now.
Thatβs a 210x from here.
WITH SIZE. π«ͺπ
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
If you trade on @pumpfun, ask yourself who youβre becoming exit liquidity for.
In my view, bundled launches from anonymous devs dump on retail, while KOLs keep pushing new users into low-cap coins that often rug before they even reach $50K.
If reports of $1M being spent on KOL promotion are accurate, that isnβt growth β itβs a retail-farming loop:
Pay KOLs β funnel in retail β launch bundled coins β rug β repeat.
I call it the rug flywheel.
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
JUST IN: STREAMER LACY SAYS HEβS CONSIDERING DOING A SERIES ON LEARNING HOW TO TRADE MEMECOINS
HE WANTS TO βHAVE DIFFERENT TRADERS COME ON STREAM AND TEACH HIMβ
ARE TRADERS THE NEW CELEBRITIES?
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
Replying to @dohertyjackk @Crypto_Hashira1
I know how to get solana:J1yxV53EmVRmt9RUj6PPufMfdAYUbtgwXCuNYTBTsYzJ to 10M market cap.
Buy back the $200,000 you sold
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
Replying to @Q_TheStormRider
That bastard!
What gives Elon the right to enable blind people to see. Itβs bad enough he builds cars people want and catches rockets coming back to earth, but curing blindness is the last straw.
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
Rasmr goes crazy after seeing $CATE at $106M MCAP and starts hitting the table
βWhat happened to Ray Cat? I donβt know. We can talk about CATE coin. CATE going to the moon, CATE going to the moon. Thereβs no way CATE is at 106. Oh, how did I miss it? How did I miss it?β
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
JUST IN: Miami police officer Luis Hernandez makes UFC debut against convicted felon Sedriques Dumas, walks out to βSound of da Police,β then chokes Dumas out just 57 seconds into the fight.
Actually the most insane thing Iβve ever seen in crypto. I missed out on 36,000$ on my initial 200$ at 50k mc on this coin but Jack Doherty full clips out his entire 220,000$ at 6m mc and crashes the entire chart. This is insane π€£. On top of absolutely dunking on everyoneβs heads all the fees go to Jack Doherty. Actual IQ test today and a lot of people failed π€£
Gabriel | Crypto retweeted
I bought this memecoin for $2,000 as soon as @beffjezos tweeted and now its worth $330,000. What the actual fuck.
Fck it, give away. 1 anon who like and retweet will get 50 $SOL (yes, for real) in 24hrs.





























