Garbage Catboy

Prayght the Straight Awaight

a literal nightmare. literally a literal mature female horse literally at night

they call me el chapo. it means... the chapo

In the beginning there was darkness. Then God pulled the trigger. —The Holy Gunble

Masculinity isn't toxic. Cars aren't red. Women aren't blonde. Asses aren't dumb.

adnrew tater, the Top G(uyWithoutAChin)

butts

Forbes said you gotta hang out with me and stop calling me “Elong”

Me: *bleeds from the eyes because of my Emotions* Me on Twitter: 🤣🤣🤣💯

You ever used cannabis… on weed???

But what if I put my bio in pronouns? What then???

Going into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with my weighted blanket, soon I will be the strongest sleeper in the universe.

'you globalists won't win you globalists will never win' i scream as i slowly shrink and turn into a bankrupt guy

I sued a screaming potato and all I got was this lousy $44,000,000

who do you call when you need to assassinate an assassin? his name is John Harvey Guiteau

When the Nord Storm finally hits, only those who use NordVPN will be spared.

What am I even looking at here? The answer might surprise you!

Phởgeddaboutit!

he said to hit the road and now my hand hurts from punching asphalt