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Deep Dark Pit of Dispair
Joined May 2016
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Please sir.
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My heart: The Knicks sleepwalking through three quarters and then pulling away in the fourth is expected yet exhausting My brain: Why not just watch the fourth quarter then? My heart: How could you even suggest that
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BEAT THE NETS IN 2026
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Hello what has happened to the Knicks
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Guys I’m not gonna lie I think the Knicks are cooked
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Slamcisco retweeted
Any time someone says they “fixed” a jersey with chatgpt you know youre about to see the most heinous turbo dogshit slop design of all time
Here @DetroitRedWings I fixed your Hometown Remix jerseys. This took me 10 minutes and 5 prompts into ChatGPT. #LGRW
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How in the blue fuck is that a travel?
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Stay west
Home for two then headed west ✈️ Be here this week → bit.ly/4iSSXbI
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The New York Mets are considered the favorite to sign Tarik Skubal this offseason, per @jorgecastillo (espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5032…)
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Somehow the Mets’ first Gold Glove winner since Juan Lagares in 2014
Your 2026 Rawlings Gold Glove Award Winner - NL Pitcher - Nolan McLean #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
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Fire Chris Drury please
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Aaaaaand rangers game is off
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Thursday, October 31st #TheBatman 🦇
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It's October 31st 🎃 #TheBatman 🦇
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Hypothetical Trade #LGM Mets get: Elly De La Cruz 🇩🇴 Reds get: Jefferson Rojas, Mitch Voit, Zac Thornton, Sammy Stafura, Ronny Mauricio
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October 31st. #HappyHalloween
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John Harbaugh hasn’t hid from what he believes the team is capable of this year. Nor have the Giants shied away from wanting a RB. They tried to sign Kenneth Walker. They wanted to draft Jeremiyah Love. Now, Taylor is available. Well Giants pay the price?
The Indianapolis Colts now are open to trading star running back Jonathan Taylor, sources told @RapSheet and me. Multiple teams have reached out to Indianapolis, and those talks are said to be active and ongoing, according to sources. More on espn.com.
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FINAL: 76ers 98, Knicks 93. New York drops to 2-4 on the season and 0-1 in NBA Cup group play. The Knicks lost this game in the 1Q with the turnovers and letting Philly dictate the pace on both ends to start. Brunson, Towns and Clarkson almost made it happen for the Knicks but they fall short. Next two games: Brooklyn and Chicago.
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Slamcisco retweeted
Knicks have spent YEARS posting clips after it's too late and the play is no longer relevant Just hire Teg man
JALEN MARQUIS BRUNSON
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I don’t understand this fucking team
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