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A hair in any direction and I would’ve been dead. I’m a happy to be alive.
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My entire life has been a constant panic attack caused by a bear telling a kid, who couldn't even tie his shoes yet that only HE could prevent forest fires.
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bro im crying i found an acc called gawk and all they do nowadays is reply to people saying "@/gawk is this true" with soyjaks
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Uber charged me $29,994 USD for a Uber ride in Costa Rica. They did not convert that into the Costa Rican currency $54 USD. Altura credit union allowed this charge to process and Uber is not complying. Now I’m in Guatemala with a negative balance on my 5 year anniversary. #uber
