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Hubby, Oft Injured Trail Runner, Ski Mountaineering Dreamer, Lover of the Natural World

Boulder, Colorado, USA
Joined August 2011
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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The grammatical 'colon' and the anatomical 'colon' are not etymologically related. The anatomical 'colon' comes from the Greek ‘kolon’ which means “large intestine.” The grammatical 'colon' comes from the Greek ‘kōlon’ which means “limb.” Both are a means to an end.
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When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.
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🚡 and ❤️ talk about emoji rankings at the desk
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Me: “OMG Barkley is on!!” Normal person: “The what?” Me: “It’s this crazy race in TN that only 20 ppl have finished in 40 years.” Normal person: “Wow, are you gonna watch?” Me: “You don’t watch, you follow some guy’s Twitter!” Normal person…. #barkleyconversations #bm100
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No one is going to hold your hand and make your life better. It's on you. All you.
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i am very exhausted from being okay with things i am not okay with
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A smart man doesn’t help her decorate the tree. He brings her snacks and alcoholic beverages, then stays the fuck out of her way.
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Expectations for Greg Olsen's offense?
Hit @BDPeacock and I up with some Mailbag questions!
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On a bad team, how many sacks would Miles Garret have to have to win MVP?
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Replying to @PrizePicks
@PrizePicks against the spread, Week 1 Williamson’s Sapsuckers: 5 of 16 (31%) Peacock’s Peacocks: 5 of 16 (31%) Pushes: 0 Season Totals Williamson's Sapsuckers: 5 of 16 (31%) Peacock's Peacocks: 5 of 16 (31%) Let's step it up, fellas! 😉 @WilliamsonNFL @BDPeacock
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NFL Six Pack against the spread, Week 11: Williamson’s Sapsuckers: 4 of 6 (66.6%) Peacock’s Peacocks: 3 of 6 (50%) Season Totals: Williamson's Sapsuckers: 56 of 131 (42.7%) Peacock's Peacocks: 54 of 131 (41.2%) Better late than never, eh, @WilliamsonNFL @BDPeacock?
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NFL Six Pack against the spread, Week 12: Williamson’s Sapsuckers: 3 of 6 (50%) Peacock’s Peacocks: 2 of 6 (33.3%) Season Totals: Williamson's Sapsuckers: 59 of 137 (43.1%) Peacock's Peacocks: 56 of 137 (40.9%) @WilliamsonNFL @BDPeacock
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🤞 🤞🤞oh please, oh please…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dream wedding venue revealed as planning gets underway: report trib.al/AYFNdtO
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Immense planning and technical precision was required for this absolutely preposterous (but real) view: I captured my friend @BlackGryph0n transiting the sun during a skydive. This might be the first photo of it's kind in existence. See a video of this moment in the reply 👇
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@PrizePicks against the spread, Week 4(ish) and 5. Williamson’s Sapsuckers: 12 of 20 (60%) Peacock’s Peacocks: 14 of 20 (70%) Pushes: 0 Season Totals Williamson's Sapsuckers: 34 of 68 (50%) Peacock's Peacocks: 30 of 68 (44%) @WilliamsonNFL @BDPeacock Reverting to the mean!
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@PrizePicks against the spread, Week 6 (again b/c I accidentally deleted it) Williamson’s Sapsuckers: 8 of 15 (53%) Peacock’s Peacocks: 6 of 15 (70%) Pushes: 0 Season Totals Williamson's Sapsuckers: 42 of 82 (51.2%) Peacock's Peacocks: 36 of 82 (43.9%)
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