IT'S AN OLD JOKE - BUT WORTH RE-TELLING!! Keir Starmer enters a banks to cash a cheque?" Cashier: "No problem - please show me your ID?" Starmer: "I did not bring my ID as I didn't think there was any need to. I'm Keir Starmer, the PrimeMinister!" Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations because of impostors and I must insist on seeing ID." Starmer: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Starmer, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." Starmer:" Aaargh, I am urging you, please cash this cheque." Cashier: "Look Mr. Starmer, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Federer came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot and the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Mr. Starmer, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?" Starmer stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue." Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills Sir?"