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i am getting killed . he/him.
Joined December 2025
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Corny as fuck, jesus christ
Chet Holmgren on why he wears a watch:
“In today’s age, you don’t wear a watch to tell the time, you wear a watch to tell people that your time is valuable.”
(h/t @CourtsideBuzzX)
I wish i was friends with these two nice fellars, maybe i could change the zionist’s ways
Yk he was itching for ed to do some fuckshit 😭
Ed Sheeran’s cousin, Jethro Sheeran, speaks out against him:
“Finally it's all coming out! I'm ashamed of my Cousin Ed and what he's done. Finally the world and all his fans see through him. He's not a good person, I don't like his music so I can't say he's even a good artist. He's honestly a selfish individual with malicious, cunning ways.”
I just realized the american accent is derived from native Americans who learned english, as well as older British colonists who pronounced things more similarly to us than to brits today.
21yo sister talking to a 31yo guy. Was weirded out at first then imagined being 21 and talking to a 31yo woman #kindavalidbutnotreallyidk #notcoolonlycoolwhenidoit
Okay i said the guy on the right is trying to one up the guy on the left all the time, but now i think the guy on the right is just genuinely funnier and if he didn’t do that the podcast would suck ass.
A lot of British people pretend that they want Americans to talk like they do, but if some American dude actually started speaking like them they would hate that guy.
It feels like the dude on the right is constantly trying as hard as he can to one up the guy on the left. The clips are really funny but also kind of hard to watch because of that.
