
your friendly neighbourhood dev: @hubzify
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LITERALLY CASHCAT BTC LORE, IS THIS NOT CRAZY?
Nick Szabo who was deemed to be the first ever Satoshi Nakamoto created something called 'The God Protocols' 12 YEARS BEFORE BITCOIN
nakamotoinstitute.org/librar…
The God Protocols was the first ever instance of smart contracts and it's hosted directly on the Satoshi Nakamoto institute?
Literally a crazy narrative, 12 years ago before BTC existed
Godcoin makes so much sense
$Godcoin
THE FIRST EVER BTC MASCOT?
I've just found something insane - a theory called 'The God Protocols' in the official Satoshi Nakamoto Institute
nakamotoinstitute.org/librar…
Written by Nick Szabo (The First Satoshi) This is the essay behind smart contracts, written by the man people have long suspected of being Satoshi.
12 YEARS BEFORE BITCOIN
In the model, a character named 'Calvin' is shown - the mascot behind the original smart contracts for BTC and we've never ran it before?
Is this not actually fucking generational?
It's hosted by the Satoshi Nakamoto Institute.
$Calvin - The Bitcoin Kid
WE'VE TRIED RUNNING SHITCOIN SO MANY TIMES, BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST EVER ONE?
bitcointalk.org/index.php?to…
On the Bitcointalk forum created in 2014, before any other 'shitcoin' was created literally before memecoins existed
Instead of running Satoshi slop, why dont we have a actual meme paired to BTC run? Literally have a logo, ticker and lore.
$SHT - Shitcoin paired to BTC
BTC TURNS 18 TODAY, MEANING THAT IT'S FINALLY A (ADULT)
People are memeing it hard, basically saying btc is legal now etc etc
With that said, is this not the best time to run a ADULT meme for it?
BTC - Big Titty Cat
18+ only tek
$BTC - Big Titty Cat
nitter.cf/100trillionUSD/status/…
nitter.cf/AshCrypto/status/21164…
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BITCOIN TURNS 18 TODAY,
nitter.cf/i/trending/21163840219…
I've just noticed, that the actual BTC mascot (Bitty) has NEVER bonded with pairing
The coin went to over 20M in MC on V1, and we are yet to still do it
So many BTC narratives being done every day, but we've never actually ran the main one...
What better day is there to do it than today?
$Bitty - Bitty
nitter.cf/BitcoinArchive/status/…
IF YOU'RE AN OG YOU ALL KNOW THIS MEME,
People are trying to create these different hallowinu coins etc etc, but if you've been in the game for a long enough time you know we must try the annual Boodeng runner
For the first time ever we can actually pair Boodeng with Moodeng aswell making it even better
Generational and timeless meme - real niggas know.
$Boodeng
THE ONLY CRYPTO-RELATED NARRATIVE THAT SHOULD RUN ON HALLOWEEN.
Phantom wallets mascot is literally a ghost, the perfect runner for a Halloween meta and they asked us to tokenize a Phantom
nitter.cf/phantom/status/2077810…
Is this not good as fuck? we can pair it to pSOL (Phantom Sol) aswell
$Phantom
A PROTEST AGAINST TRUMP IN THE PHILIPPINES IS GOING INSANELY VIRAL,
So many people are posting the statue of Trump looking like hitler with a Nazi logo all over X
nitter.cf/robertxyo/status/21162…
nitter.cf/shaisolutt/status/2116…
Actually fucking crazy, the protest is around the whole country
No one is yet to tokenize this? it's going to make mainstream media
$Trumpler - Trumpler
HELLO? THE F1 LITERALLY POSTED A DOG NAMED 'MAX FURSTAPPEN' AND IT'S GOING VIRAL
How has no one ran this yet, the Mexico GP is live right now and this dog ran on the track to make a post show appearance
They created a name for him, so genny literally the fastest runner
$Furstappen - Max Furstappen
nitter.cf/f1/status/211628225637…
SCIENTISTS ARE PREDICTING THAT THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 2 WEEKS?
An old scientific study that was published states that the world is going to end on the 13th of November
With that said, the current state of the market has been ass - with the world ending we need ONE MORE animal runner, something simple, one more time!
The last animal runner
The last cat meme
The last cat runner
$Cat - The Last Cat
nitter.cf/globalexplainer/status…
BIG BREAKING: World will end in Two weeks.
World will end on Friday 13 Novemeber 2026 : According to an old study published in journal science
Source : NewYork Post
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post misrepresents a 1960 conditional model in the journal Science as a factual prediction the world will end. Even the sourced New York Post article states November 13 will pass without incident as birth rates have fallen; UN projects population peak in 2080s.
science.org/doi/10.1126/sc…
nypost.com/2026/10/30/sci…
un.org/sustainabledev…
drawpie.com/blog/november-…






















