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Doomsayer, Utopologist. Minor but representative. Professor of 20th- and 21st-Century Literature at Marquette University and Chair @MarquetteENGL.

Milwaukee, WI
Joined December 2008
Context collapse on social media is just a major unsolved problem that bad UI makes a thousand times worse. Sometimes I worry people don’t realize I’m actually a very smart person with impeccably correct opinions who posts bad takes because I think it’s funny
Twitter threads are so poorly implemented! It often just prunes entire branches, which means readers *can't even see* your elaborations and clarifications to an initial tweet, so they assume you're an ignorant buffoon and react accordingly.
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I have to think this will look very good on my application for asylum in a few years.
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I’m so sad!
Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ captain and ‘X-Men’ superhero, had died at 86. Stewart died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles, a rep announced. hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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Today!
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what a photo
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for one brief shining moment, there was a dream called… milwaukee
Jake Bauers gifted Pat Murphy the final out ball. Murphy thanked him and told him “You’re gonna be a rich fucker. Just remember when you’re on that horse shit Yankee team and you’re all playing for yourselves….just remember this is way we used to do it” #ThisIsMyCrew
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how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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CFP: Fatherhood in Science Fiction: Future Imperfect (due Jan 1, 2027) call-for-papers.sas.upenn.ed…
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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new extremely load bearing post just dropped
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best movie of the decade btw
NATHAN FIELDER Now do you understand what the principal and the superintendent are arguing about? You just saw him climb out the window to buy hamburgers across the street ELIZABETH HOLMES They're ... they're talking past each other? BILLY EVANS Ok, let's stop tape right here
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wanna feel old?
We are closer in time to a T-Rex than a T-Rex was to a Stegosaurus.
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the random woman who goes toe-to-toe with Conan, one of the great comedic riffers of all-time, in the final :30 of this is one of the most impressive things i've seen in a long time
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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