I almost choked to death just now on a watermelon chunk. If I didn’t have my drink right next to me to wash it down I SWTG I might’ve just died WTF. Even trying to be healthy I’m still in danger. Life is fleeting. When it’s your time to go it’s gonna be your time 👀🍉🫵🏼😬🫢
Is it the Catholic school boy in me, but since when does “Day of the DEAD” fall on Nov 2 after Nov 1, “All Saints Day”??
And one better, why is All Saints Day not listed on Nov 1, but the other one is???
I’m offended.
🎵Back to you, Maybelline Queen, let’s make a team. You can have anything in this world, except C.R.E.A.M.
So whatchu wanna do? Whatchu wanna do? Let’s go ahead and walk these dogs and represent WU🎵 🍦🍦🍦😮💨😮💨😮💨💯👀🔥🔥🔥🔝
LOVE when people in general post pics in the ☀️ and you can really see their natural eye color 😍🤎 idk, I’m weird like this hahaha
Are you brave enough to post yours??
It’s not that Central Jersey doesn’t exist. It’s just that it’s really more like the Bermuda Triangle. You pass it up & down at some point (usually during shore trips between the beach and N Jersey/NY) along the Turnpike or GSP, yet somehow always avoid getting trapped in it.
Going thru old phone msgs and came across this gem 😂🤣💀 Let’s go bro, step. I have so much pent-up rage I’ll throw down with anyone, esp the way my back is acting rn. I’ll take on Goliath, alone. Feel free to HMU again.
As a man at 50, I’ve seen more than my fair share of cleavage over the years, & now that social media has gotten to a pt where all women, feel the need to include their rack in the shot, I’m pointing it out from now on (just 2 examples below), and I WILL NOT be canceled!! 😃👍🏼💯
I mean, this is a majority of all u see on my social apps. And I DONT VISIT porn sites and shit that would cause the algorithm to do this. It’s really annoying. So now I’m finna have fun wit it