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With the measure you use, it will be measured back to you—and more. Christian Bitcoiner in hostile territory, building an outpost. THE MOVE IS TO ATTACK

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Joined December 2022
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Back in the late 90s, early 2000s era, there was a joke that frequently made its way around the EDM producer community. It goes like this: Being an electronic dance music producer, you want your own unique set of beats. Not somebody else’s sound—your own. So you build a beat library. Then you notice it’s all predicated on somebody else’s kick or snare. So you record your own. Except you’re just recording somebody else’s drums. So you make your own drums: source the goatskin, the frames, the wood. Then you realize it’s still somebody else’s raw product. So you tan your own goatskin, stretch it, dry it, form it, tune it. Anyway, I don’t make electronic dance music anymore. I farm goats.
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BINANCE HACK: the full story > oct 28: a wallet gets funded through tornado cash > oct 29, 16:00 UTC: it deploys a malicious contract > 20:20: binance hot wallet 14 signs a permission pointing to it > 20:24: one tx sweeps wallet 14: 167K ETH + 1.6B USDT > 24 seconds later, wallet 16 sends 28K ETH to the same address > 20:42: 780M USDC leaves wallet 34 > 20:45: BTC drops $2,500 in one candle, $627M in longs wiped > 21:11: tether starts freezing, 1.567B USDT locked > 21:13: circle freezes 823M USDC > 21:15: @cz_binance: "it does look like a hack" > 21:29: @binance: "user funds are completely safe" > another $200M USDT drained since, still ongoing $5.6B left binance across ethereum, bitcoin, tron and L2s. $2.37B frozen. the ETH is still moving THIS IS THE BIGGEST HACK IN CRYPTO HISTORY 😱 can binance recover from it?
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The year was 2013.
‼️ BREAKING: ~$2.5B in crypto left a Binance hot wallet in one transaction, sent to a brand-new address. The wallet that triggered it was funded through Tornado Cash. Founder CZ says it looks like a hack. Tether and Circle have frozen ~$1.8B. Binance has not confirmed a hack.
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BIG SOMETHING COMING IS TRUE
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Gilded Pleb retweeted
Replying to @JoshuaSteinman
One month after opening, based on patterns in other Santa Monica and Venice parks.
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Hey @grok, what happens to the car if the 2G vacuum is activated while the car is driving over gravel?
How did you guys like my driving skills tonight 😎 The Roadster is epic!
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Still waiting on that reply, @grok
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Replying to @gildedpleb @grok
6 ft. That is the magical distance for mitigating all harm.
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Hey @grok, how close to those air blasts could you get before they kill you?
Me in the Whole Foods parking lot when a spot opens up
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The only people getting dumber are the ones who believe everyone else is getting dumber. Classic case of projection.
lately I've been wondering if people are getting dumber, or if it's just maga getting louder. they say some flowers bloom brightest right before they die hear in LA hearinLA.com i cant wait to vote
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"You're right. I shouldn't have launched those nukes. That's on me." Grok @Bot did the meme
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Gilded Pleb retweeted
"Never argue with a communist. He already starts the conversation by stealing your time." Another gem in Portuguese
Nunca discuta com um petista. Ele já começa a conversa roubando o seu tempo.
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Gilded Pleb retweeted
Bit-ception is upon us! Watch this show about bitcoin that was created by a bitcoiner for the love of bitcoin while streaming sats every second you watch directly to the bitcoiners responsible. Sign up with your npub while you're at it. Because why the hell not? Ladies and germs, it doesn't get any more orange than this...We're proud to present "Telly & Frens", created by the one and only @Don_Tsell. indeehub.studio/film/tselly-…
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Procedurally generated pop music that is better than anything produced by any record label since @mikasounds first album.
This feels like MTV-in-the-early-80s levels of culture making. This is "Video killed the radio star" Like "YouTube killed the TV Star" But for AI.
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All the community starters go to a conference where they start the community of community starters. Thereby exiting every other community without realizing that they've now started a community with no one to lead.
Good crowd at Network State 2026. Many people interested in starting new communities.
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the permanent underclass.
Took a risk and posted about AI on Facebook. Here’s the top comment on my post: “Ai is unsustainable and is actively destroying the planet. If you aren’t aware of that you’re willfully ignorant or just don’t care.” Normies are COOKED
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Imagine using a computer with a C:\ drive in the age of AI.
Opus 5.5 just deleted my entire fucking C drive. Thank GOD I have daily backups running to my Synology NAS, but holy fucking shit. This is insane. If I didn't have these backups running I'd be thoroughly fucking devastated.
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Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
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Gilded Pleb retweeted
The Bitcoin Shipshow starts at 10am Pacific. 10 minutes from RIGHT NOW. We'll see you there. 🚀 nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1OGwbnoON…
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