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Thoughts are mine, unless someone else said it first and I forgot. Tech, Privacy, mediocre comedy. Some of these are lies. mostly non-responsive bish.

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Joined November 2014
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I have said it before, and I will say it again… It’s not as good in person, do not come here.
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Imagine being mad at me and I’m just at home making incredible soup.
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Watch people work in Space. This is very soothing.
LIVE: Watch as @astro_anil and Joshua Kutryk of @csa_asc install the final roll-out solar array on the @space_station during a spacewalk that will last about seven hours. The solar arrays will boost power to the orbital lab. nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/2qVjWBPJd…
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So apparently we did tits out for democracy and I missed the whole thing
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Petty grievances only! Please list yours below.
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DQ won’t put whipped cream on your pumpkin pie blizzard if it’s a mobile order
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Liking my tweets but hating me as a person.
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Imagine spending over 100K to break up with me and I’m just over here minding my business.
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I know everyone’s still in a good mood from the election but I just want to talk some shit.
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Mail-in ballots are cool until you don’t get a sticker.
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Friends who doxycycline together, stay together.
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