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19 | i like ⚾️🏀⚽️, film/tv, and music data science major

NJ/DC
Joined August 2025
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TEARS YO LMAOOOOOO
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i bet it feels good af to live in vermont and listen to noah kahan like damn i live in vermont and i’m listening to noah kahan
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DID HE GO? · 2026-10-30 🟩🟩🟧🟩🟩 4/5 pdglenn.com/check-swing/ ez
I vibe coded a game to make check swing calls and I have absolutely no idea what a swing is @tangotiger DID HE GO? · 2026-10-29 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 0/5 pdglenn.com/check-swing/
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NEW: Pope Leo XIV is set to become the first sitting pontiff in the Catholic Church’s two-thousand-year history to vote in a secular election. Leo requested an Illinois mail ballot on Oct. 3, and it was sent to his brother John’s home in New Lenox, Ill. John Prevost visited the pope at the Vatican on Wednesday and may now be carrying the ballot back to the Will County clerk by hand. thelettersfromleo.com/p/pope…
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rip patrick stewart, no one like him
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAYS LOSE
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I do think WAP ended pussy rap in the sense that there’s nowhere to escalate to now. That’s about as explicit as it gets. Anaconda is like Sesame Street compared to that
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and he won’t come and play for the usmnt 😭 😭 bro we need you
Zion Suzuki might have a genuine claim on the accolade of 'GREATEST SAVE OF ALL TIME'. 🇯🇵👏
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this is how college students sound when they say “i listen to a little bit of everything”
Nahhhh my playlist is so random. It went from Deftones to The Beatles LMAOOOO. My eclectic taste leads to quite humorous juxtapositions.
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this picture is so human to me, especially when you learn the full story of it
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bro we need more baseball references in hip hop
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christian nationalism from baseball??
The World Series is offensive for LGBTQ in Sturgeon Bay, WI.
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Ben Rice hit the most home runs of any player in the 2026 MLB postseason
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when did everyone start caring this much about the halftime show
every potential future Super Bowl halftime performer ranked by how likely I think they are to headline the show
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Dad dropped an absolute banger in the family gc
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The concept of God caring about immigration law and borders kinda just stopped me in my tracks
Communion should be denied to all illegal and most "legal" immigrants.
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i will never understand this guy’s style. he’s trying so hard to coast along with the white nativism stuff but it falls apart for the the most obvious fucking reason.
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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This is like the Dave Chappelle skit where he doesn’t know he’s black
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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genuinely this is why i did so well in french icl
In order to properly speak a foreign language you sort of have to do an impression of a native speaker. The reason why most anglos are so bad at languages is because they are too self-conscious to effectively do this
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this run obama has been on over the past week is wild bro
Ossoff: "Georgia will bow to no king!" He then welcomes Obama to the stage. Here's his entrance. The crowd goes nuts.
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