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goatmeloj

@goatmelon1

she/they ☭ in exmormon super hell ✮ 23 ✮ unionized paraeducator/DSP ✮ lesbian, not “sapphic” ✮ my gf can beat up ur bf

 i block minors and radfems
Joined August 2021
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my followers trying to remember the name of my account
Professor2Times (@JaccInnaBoxx) profile pictureProfessor2Times@JaccInnaBoxx9 Jan 2023
Replying to @Asilemx @OTerrifying
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started crying yesterday because my girlfriend was talking about the kids we’re going to have and when i told her, “i love when you talk about our babies like they’re already real” and she said, “they are real, they’re just waiting in heaven” stop my heart can’t possibly take it
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jen@penandjenNov 2
every second without her is my 9/11
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𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 (@Anania00) profile picture𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰
@Anania00Oct 29
I will never top this costume so here’s a repost LMAO
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what is sonic underground even about man
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find you a mean dyke who hates everyone but you and tells you she loves you every day
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Efe@EfeTheeGreatOct 24
Women complaining about how uncomfortable wigs, lashes, nails, waxing are:
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AMARA💕 (@simbyii) profile pictureAMARA💕@simbyiiOct 24
One day we gon talk about how uncomfortable wigs, lashes and nails are.
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i should have been a straight man. i love beer and pussy and am very vocal about women that annoy me
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self medicating is ok if you’re smarter than every doctor like i am
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i was a homophobic twelve year old and then an extremely pro-lgbt teenager and now im a homophobic lesbian
Grucci ꗞ (@grucciflipfl0ps) profile pictureGrucci ꗞ@grucciflipfl0psOct 22
If you’re a grown adult and genuinely believe that you never had any toxic beliefs as a teenager, you’re either lying or still harbour the same feelings.
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no issue with gay guys though. what they do is none of my business
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gf popped my back perfectly we are spiritually aligned
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replying to every tweet about everything forgetting i have followers and they see the nonsense i post
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Exposing Chappell Roan for queerbaiting and faking her lesbian identity. A much necessary thread 🧵:
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sometimes you feel utterly hopeless and then you eat a fresh tomato and life feels like this again
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✧@northstardollOct 20
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The Lesbian Pervert
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gay people on this website will say “this is the hottest anyone has ever looked” and it’s a photo of a hairy ass nonbinary with the most fucked up full beat and mascara stache you’ve ever seen
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they make taco bell nuggets out of kill shelter animals i just know it
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imagine hating me and im over here drinking pink malibu and eating baby pickles and salami
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