Chris

Forgot to show y’all my new T-shirt

Sometimes someone really hot pops up on my timeline so I look at their profile, but then I see they only post selfies and I’m like oh, you’re hot but you’re also really fucking boring.

The way mine is just be getting attacked on grindr 😭

Did anyone work out wtf the point of bringing Twisty back was? #ahs13

So funny when someone’s trying to catfish you and they’ll send pics of cut and uncut dicks as if people ain’t gonna notice 😭

Oh I know right wingers are FUMING all the charity money is going to refugees #celebritytraitors

OOF right under that double decker 😭 poor Maya #CelebrityTraitors

Unpopular opinion but I think slutty Halloween costumes are just dead lazy unless they’re camp

Sorry what the fuck was that @ryanmurphyprod didn’t expect much and still AHS13 managed to be an absolutely diabolical shitshow, embarrassing to watch

I think the big gaggy twist at the end of this episode is gonna be James crumbling and saying he’s a traitor at the table #CelebrityTraitors

KY arguing with the judges 💀💀💀 GIRL shut your fucking mouth and stop taking it so personally #dragraceuk

The ePITome of exhaustion tbh

The A in LGBTIA stands for autistic btw

The look on Philip’s face when he goes over twinks is going to be amazing, inject it into my veins already!!! #bbuk

Today’s completely unnecessary discovery: identical twins have identical dicks 🤓

“This pic doesn’t do my dick justice” Take a better one then??

You know when people say “if you go back in time and kill a bug it can have huge repercussions” that is what happened and how we’ve ended up here, there’s no alternative explanation

Can we start banning accounts that post AI slop for engagement; it’s exhausting

Me waiting for the hot couple to invite me over after flirting with both of them separately