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Joined January 2021
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Me: wait, I need to put my socks on Sock puppet: ok let’s go
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
didn’t even need a minute
yeah sex is great but have you ever watched the first five minutes of a movie and just knew it was gonna be on your top 4
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yeah sex is great but have you ever watched the first five minutes of a movie and just knew it was gonna be on your top 4
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I went in completely blind on #Anniversary, & based on the first 15 mins (& this teaser), you’d think you kinda know where this film was heading. But it’s nottttt what you’re expecting… Chilling, not afraid to get very dark, & thought provoking 🎥🍿
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Congress, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.
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i am RUBBING my FREAKY little hands together like a fly
Robert Eggers is still developing a film with Warner Bros., which he will write and direct, based on Charles Dickens’ 1843 classic gothic ghost story A Christmas Carol. He has specifically chosen his longtime collaborator Willem Dafoe to play Ebenezer Scrooge.
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to "bring them to the front". It's not a great system, I admit.
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
Not now, strange radio signals emerging from the Antarctic ice.
🚨: Scientists detect strange radio signals emerging from beneath the Antarctic ice.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Signals detected by ANITA in 2014-2016, reported in 2018. 2025 study searched for similar events but found none beyond background. No new detections in 2026 per available sources. Main phenomenon is real but old. arxiv.org/abs/1803.05088 arxiv.org/abs/2502.04513
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover
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Wuthering Heights is an incredibly empty film. Haven’t even read the book, yet can tell Fennell gutted anything rich & offered a frustratingly hallow plot that’s desperately trying to be sexy (it’s not). Their love felt forced & it was hard to even be invested in the characters
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
there are movies no matter how good they are they remain a one time experience
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You are not supposed to be here. BACKROOMS, a Kane Parsons film starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve. In theaters 05.29.26
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
Unpopular opinion: If I’m paying for a streaming service, I shouldn’t be watching ads. Period.
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Olivia Benson would’ve had this entire administration in handcuffs by now
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
I just woke up and read all of the internet. Really good stuff. Everyone’s doing great. I feel hopeful about things.
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
This might be the cutest owl I've ever seen
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
The way it reached out to accept the flower ❤️
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𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 retweeted
This recently born antelope in Florida looks like a mix between a koala and a deer
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