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i’m only here to make your day worse tbh. #MUFC 👹 #WhoDey

DTX | SEA
Joined April 2014
chlorophyll water and ashwagandha
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the fact that this Valkyries vs Dream game is at 9:30am on the west coast is absolutely absurd. i can’t wait to tune in
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Nia Long, Regina Hall, and Sanaa Lathan—all over 50—go viral after linking up with immaculate face cards! 👑😍 ✨
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No matter how much weight is loss I just genuinely got a fat nigga mind bro
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i quote this mf like 3 times a week 😭
Charlie Murphy and Samuel L Jackson playing them two white guys on the Boondocks was the best part of the show 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Migos No Label 2 Track 14
Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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which means is the last season of inside the nba altogether
🚨 Breaking: Ernie Johnson has announced that this will be his last season on "Inside the NBA" (Via @TurnerSportsEJ)
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black ppl doin #nepotism in the best ways possible
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this gon be the least watched halftime show of so time 😭😭😭😪😭😪
🚨 JAY-Z to perform at the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
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nicki minaj coon of the 21st century
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this nigga really the greatest man my lord
Now that Drake is 40, yall taking his discography in his 30s or 20s ??
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brian retweeted
Manchester Utd honestly thank you for everything, because what hasn’t killed me has definitely made me stronger over the years but today finally you have killed me well done
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why isn’t bruno on the pitch
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what the fuck was lammens doing bro
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surely he’s sacked in the morning right?
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SHE WANNA KNOW WHERE I BEEN, AND WHO I SEEEEEEN SHE WANNA KNOW WHERE IM GOING, AND CAN WE MEEEEEET
Anderson .Paak really made a whole album about how much he hates his life after getting divorced and it was a borderline masterpiece
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sittin here watchin @GilsArenaShow and i peep this AI shi nigga this NOT BRON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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been doing that for a while now bud
🚨 Michael Carrick: “I will hold that umbrella for me to get wet, and everyone stays dry”. “We can be back on our way, I am 100% sure”.
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