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Just a guy sitting on his couch with a really big remote.

Joined June 2009
I thought you already won the war?
🚨 President Trump just made a promise to every American. $3 dollars a gallon then below $2 dollars THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR
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Besides Trump, who are the top 5 dumbest members of this Administration?
Markwayne Mullin is borderline illiterate.
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It’s also tough when you announce total victory every two weeks.
The hardest part of a two week war, is the first 6 months.
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What an arrogant prick! No one is scared of the US. You’re going to invade because we won’t agree to your vassal-state inspired trade deal. Go fuck yourself! We saw what you did in Iran, rather, didn’t do in Iran. 😂😂
EISEN: Markets are wondering if we're in a tit for tat trade war with Canada BESSENT: Well, I don't think you can be in a tit for tat with someone who's 13 times larger than you are EISEN: They say they're doing okay BESSENT: What else are they gonna say? What are they gonna do? Take their 2 submarines and sic them on us?
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Natalie Harp told him he smelled fantastic and powerful.
Back in 2024 Trump literally shit himself in the Notre Dame Cathedral and everyone there was making fun of how bad it smelled.
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“It’s called Lake Ontario you fucking moron!”
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In Canada too. 🇨🇦
Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected. As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.
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Ah yes, that known winning negotiating strategy… annoy the fuck out of the other side and they’ll eventually say “take whatever you want”. I’m going to try that when I buy a car. Perhaps I’ll sit there call the salesperson horrible names and then he’ll knock 10k off the price. No wonder this guy went bankrupt 6 times.
Rep. Rich McCormick defends Trump trying to rename Lake Ontario: "President Trump is very good at leverage. He wants to do things that irritate people who he's negotiating with so he can get a better deal."
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Pathetic. What a childish loser. This is why the world laughs at Trump.
President Trump renewed his threat to rename Lake Ontario “Lake America” in a clip posted to his TikTok on Wednesday. President Trump renewed his threat to rename Lake Ontario “Lake America” in a clip posted to his TikTok on Wednesday. The comments come as trade tensions between the U.S. and Canada have intensified in recent days, adding to a series of disputes between the historically allied neighbors.
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Hey Brando, what color is the sky in your make-believe land of stupidity and pedophiles? Lie as much as you want but the data is right there.
The pitch for the midterm elections is simple: Republicans secured the border. Democrats will open the border. Republicans got inflation under control. Democrats sent inflation soaring to 9%. Republicans lowered violent crime. Democrat policies will increase crime. Democrats talked about cutting the price of prescription drugs. Republicans actually got it done.
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How much do you want to bet the Trump family are involved? There is a kickback here for sure.
Why does the Republican Party want to hide from Americans where their meat comes from?
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That's funny. We already call America, the United States of Epstein. You're right this is fun.
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It will be Lake America within days... This is ELITE LEVEL trolling! 🤣🤣🤣
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Trump is a child. And a dumb one at that. Because he has no ideas beyond “more tariffs” and can’t fathom treating people with respect, this is his temper tantrum. Go ahead and rename Lake Ontario, we’ll start calling Mar-a-Lago, Epstein Island.
President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Canadian leaders, suggesting the United States is considering renaming Lake Ontario to "Lake America" as tensions between the two countries continue to rise amid an ongoing trade war. cnn.it/3UfB5NW
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Best tweet of the day!!!
I can’t imagine the knee-slapping going on in IRGC headquarters. It’s like being threatened by a carton of skim milk.
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I knew @SeanDuffyWI was dumb, but I didn’t think he was also ignorant. This is what happens when you put a microphone in front of a reality tv actor. I can’t wait for his kids to realize they were raised by idiots once they get to Harvard.
Sean Duffy on Canada: "It's a country that doesn't have a military ... they have record high euthanasia rates. And so to think that they're gonna go to war with Donald Trump and actually win that war with the US, I think it's foolish on their part."
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Canada does have a military. The Canadian Armed Forces has over 67,000 regular force personnel. canada.ca/en/services/de… canada.ca/en/department-…
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So true. Fuck Trump.
When you piss off the nice country…
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The issue isn’t that is crazy and that Trump is a moron. It’s that there are millions of people of in the US who will hear this and say “Yup makes sense to me”! Trump is the disease you get when you starve large groups of people of a proper education.
Trump: I have the absolute right to cut off all business with a country like Switzerland.There's 60 countries like that. They live off the United States. So why are we paying higher interest rates than them?
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Why? Because the US economy is being run into the ground by a fucking moron with daddy issues. That’s why.
Trump: I have the absolute right to cut off all business with a country like Switzerland.There's 60 countries like that. They live off the United States. So why are we paying higher interest rates than them?
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