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Gordon White@gordon_whiteMay 16

An update from Gordon's family.

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Gordon White@gordon_whiteNov 2

Gordon's final course, Jebus for Magicians - now on Rune Soup runesoup.com/jebus/

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@drewventoMay 3

Facebook: your family is here Instagram: your friends are here X: here’s information about Bryan Johnson’s girlfriends pussy

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@SlenderSherbetApr 25

"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

This is an AI-generated video, as shown by inconsistent shadows (penguins' longer than dog's) and unnatural voiceover audio. instagram.com/reel/DWQkX7Fj1… instagram.com/reel/DXE-ax6k9…

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@ysljenniiApr 24

me with the laundry from the dryer

@triiadxxApr 24

How armadillos gather foliage for their nests

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@adamemediaApr 24

Me giving a pep talk to Netanyahu’s cancer cells.

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@JosephKahnApr 6

Before Sunrise is unwatchable because it's so good. It's such a beautiful encapsulation of young iPhoneless love, shot on analog film, a nineties time machine of a mysterious Europe that no longer exists, you feel like you are dying as you watch it.

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zach@zachbreechenMar 9

trying to change the time on my microwave

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Being Libertarian

@beinlibertarianMar 7

How libertarians see election cycles

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𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗

@gio__palaceMar 7

Me telling my mom a secret: My mom the next day:

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سمسوم☪︎🪂🔻@maghrebimarxMar 6

Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salmon

timi@Timiii360Mar 5

This fish owns 60.5% of Lucid Motors.

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Gordon White@gordon_whiteMar 5

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j*b bluth@clayyytonbigsbyFeb 25

Took a picture of this paraglider today and it just looks like a minimalist illustration of Adolf Hitler

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@dartgurlieFeb 11

On February 14th I'm going to go comment "i miss us" on random couples post

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@klara_sjoFeb 8

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

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@duffthebrandFeb 4

You don’t compare 2 bad bitches.

@fairiehazeFeb 3

mangos or watermelon?

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@dartgurlieFeb 2

me calling whoever removed the 29th, 30th, and 31st in february so they can remove the 14th

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kitty@kittykareninasJan 30

“you better not be cunty owl” me:

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The Middle-earth Mixer

@MiddleearthMixrJan 30

my printer when I tell it to print something

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