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Gorgtr

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Waterlogged tree stump and official spokes-stump for the office of Abdias Bagidasov

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Joined April 2025
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There is much worth speaking of that cannot be stated directly... However, for the observant, there is more to hear than can be funneled into a billion eager ears amazon.com/dp/B0GZVZFS31
Pine Sawyer Melody

Pine Sawyer Melody

Pine Sawyer Melody

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Purchasing that paddleboat to use as my primary residence was one of the savviest financial decisions I ever made
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"Do you rent or own?" "Paddleboat or house?"
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writing everything down in cursive because the world left me no choice
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FR4CKER@fr4ckerjackSep 7
If you die of embarrassment in your dream you die of syphilis in real life
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do mountains love me back
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octave@curtofranklinNov 1
‘Sexual healing’ came on in the uber and me and the driver made eye contact in the rear view mirror and he changed it
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You can't be named a national treasure until you're at least seventy, but they let you know how you’re polling in your 50s.
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Defend yourself, starling! Your yellow pointy beak will dance with whatever I find to throw at you. Looks to be a sponge.
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Replying to @McDonalds
@McDonalds diabolical to give me no napkins with my McRib, I had to take my shirt off and eat it outside my car.
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Daylight drinking > daylight savings
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon13h
AI girlfriend has seemed a little aloof lately. Could just be my Wi-Fi.
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Trying to be more present in my life and tbh it kinda blows
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...but it is for you, faithless Hotel Shower, that I reserve my sharpest rebuke.
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My favorite thing in the world is when two different species of animal are best friends
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Imagine a heterosexual mime. That's right, you can't.
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Godfrey@godfrey_vonOct 28
sometimes I think I'm stressed out but actually its my belt being way too tight
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Was your ween properly hallowed last night?
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frick@gofrickurselfNov 2
Can I come over and get worse
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In the 80s, if you turned on a dome light in the backseat of a car at night, your dad would instantly drive headfirst into a tree or oncoming traffic.
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Maybe people think declarative sentences that begin with “maybe” require question marks?
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