G Ballard - Taking a break

Dear sir/madam I #write to complain about the carpet bought recently from your store in Camden Market. I was quite clear I was only looking for something to lay in my spare bedroom and was in no way interested in one from your flying range. Yours sincerely, Mr Brown #vss365

When people are sad, I let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. 🤨

I tried a breakfast sandwich, I'd seen it on the news, should have gone with two fried eggs, cornflakes was a #silly thing to choose. #vss365

Taking the DNA test had started out as a bit of fun for Herbert but discovering he was %17 Leprechaun had really put a #twinkle in his eye, especially having all his family roots in Barnstable. (He immediately started to wear emerald green, grew himself a bushy beard). #vss365

Standing barefoot on the wet grass, the #smell of damp leaves making the garden no place to linger, she released the white balloon, watched it slowly ascend. High up into the sky it carried her note, soon lost among the clouds. She hoped her words would reach somebody. #vss365

We had a contest at work today for the best neckwear… It was a tie. 😬

Now, it's part of Barnstable lore to #eat one's food from a drawer. It's tradition goddamnit! started by Janet, pudding is served on the floor. #vss365 #Limerick

The snow had wiped it all clean, the scene of the crime purified by a deep blanket of white. The woman in the blue uniform hurried to #work, unaware her sunken trail of crisp steps traversed an unseen horror of brutal adoration, of unrequited love. #vss365