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molly 🫶🏻

@guardsswift

guardians girlie. just vibes. angel martínez is pookie. josé for mvp, always. slade cecconi defender. jo adell changed my life. @CaughtLookinCle contributor.

 Cleveland, OH
Joined March 2024
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I was a very eepy girl so I didn’t watch, but I’m so happy for the Brewers and their fans. They’ve got some really likable guys and this is so well deserved.
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@MLBONFOXOct 29
A look around the field as the @Brewers won the 2026 World Series!
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I cannot wait until I never have to see another fuck ass AI political ad in my mailbox again
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Also, I fucking WISH Sherrod was a socialist lol
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We would have absolutely gotten our asses handed to us by the Brewers
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Episode out now: It's the Hope That Kills You. @ohioisgood, @sarahknowsball, and @guardsswift talk: ⚾ postmortem on the Guardians season ⚾ look forward into 2027 ⚾ possible trades and position changes 🏀 and the upcoming Cavs season with Donovan Mitchell at the helm!
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molly 🫶🏻 retweeted
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@gabbgoudyOct 21
it’s the same fanfiction every off szn. for the last 10 years, a different AL central fanbase has made this exact same declaration. white sox, twins, and tigers fans have all taken turns being the team that’s going to “dominate the division for the next decade.” cleveland has won 6 of last 10 division titles. i’ll believe it when i see it.
Matt Maloney (@mjmaloney685) profile pictureMatt Maloney@mjmaloney685Oct 20
Dear Cleveland Guardians: I hope this loss stings and is compounded by the knowledge that the Chicago White Sox will own you for the next decade.
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I’m sure 99% of you are here because of baseball so don’t worry, I do not tweet about DWTS much lol
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Maybe I have a black heart, but I kind of hate dedication night on DWTS
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With that said, Ezra and Dani were perfect and I’m crying
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I absolutely think there were some questionable managerial choices this postseason, but calling for Vogt to be fired is wild. Clubhouse culture starts from the top and this is something we have in spades. There’s also so much we don’t know about the health of players, etc.
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At least I can watch Dancing with the Stars live now
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Last night definitely wasn’t the ending we wanted, but what a season it was! THANK YOU ALL for listening and tuning in all season long! We are so grateful, and we’ll have more offseason episodes with plenty to cover in the meantime. Thank you, Guards fans 🫶🏻
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Ultimately, the better team won. I hope one day I’ll see a Guardians team who gets to the playoffs by being the best team in baseball. It’s fun to watch them somehow glue together a postseason run most years, but what if we were just GOOD? I don’t know when we’ll see baseball
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again, but organizational changes need to be made expeditiously. It will be an absolute crime if José doesn’t get a ring in his career. I’m proud of this current team, but it wasn’t enough for the ALCS and it certainly wouldn’t have been enough for the WS. Goodnight.
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Go Brew Crew
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The way Brayan ruined everything by calling it Cletober
bibee szn (@mvpgimenez) profile picturebibee szn@mvpgimenezOct 20
rocctober never existed
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I’m sick. Thought I’d take this gracefully but this has been one of the most depressing games I’ve ever seen.
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Idk man, maybe we should see if Genao or Martinez can do anything. It just can’t be any worse than this.
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Guards be like
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This game is feeling very painful.
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