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@gunkshake

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Joined November 2024
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If you were a nudist, a good Halloween costume might be "coat rack for invisible coats"
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going on Fat Guy Birthright to Omaha
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Denny's waitress trapped me in a crystal
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"TV dinners" are named after their inventor, Tony Valentine Dinner
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what was wrong with that Beaker mf off the muppets
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I studied the sacred science of cheesemaking at the Stilton Institute
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I don't like when hardcore bands break the 4th wall and call you, the listener, a "motherfucker"
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Canadian baseball is like "that's a toonieball low and off the plate for ball 5"
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Knee-jerk is one of the most classic reaction styles
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The word I'd use to best describe the majority of my friends and associates is "verminous"
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That Charlie Brown mf really was one sad sack piece of shit, huh
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Help us as we work to end Juvenile Gout
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Youngest son just told my wife we're making her a "kangaroo cake" with "melted dirt" for her birthday
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Frankenstein is the name of the monster. I'm sorry but that's just real life.
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Maybe twice a week before I pick up my son from school I stop at guitar center and play cannibal corpse riffs
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when you're expecting a package today and you go to track it and it's like that shit is still in Louisville <<<
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Math Liker 馃嚬馃嚥 馃嚳馃嚥@gunkshake23 Jun 2025
I'm tired yall we've been through so much: The Malice at the Palace, Josta soda discontinued, the Super Bowl where the lights went out, 22 years between Jumanji movies, swine flu, chronic diarrhea, William Hung, the balloon art guy, Windows Vista, the Honeycomb cereal mascot,
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Millenials basically ruined diarrhea for zoomers. Zoomers think it's super cringe now to have diarrhea.
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My attorney Douglas Rapido will be sending you a demand letter fairly fucking quick
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They're going to make Diablo 2 real life next February. You can become your paladin, barbarian, sorceress, Amazon, necromancer, druid, or assassin for real when they make it happen.
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