GUNSLAPS

When they pull a Draco outta their purse you know they smuggling grapes down there.

Based on a true story

People lied about how much fun being an adult would be.

I'm not gonna lie. This is some of my best work. Happy Friday! Get paid, get laid, buy Gunslaps.

If you're not at least this autistic, don't @ me

I'd rather be locked in a room with a librole than a Gucci Glock owner.

Everybody thinks they're a gunsmith until it's time to do gunsmith stuff.

The fear mongering will be plentiful at places like Buck's Gun Hut and Friendly Firearms.

I haven't seen libroles this excited since that dude with a crank won some swimming contests against women.

Some people say the truth is hard to swallow but those people have obviously never met a CZ owner.

The only thing I want to see less than a picture of your poverty build is a picture of your obese wife.

If anyone complains about daylight savings time today you have my permission to give them a knuckle sandwich. If you complain about daylight savings time, give yourself a knuckle sandwich.

We did it y'all! We survived another Glocktober!

Ladies and gentlemen. I give you the Scumbag Steve 2026 meme template.

I won't be taking questions at this time. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Happy Friday! Get paid, get laid, buy Gunslaps.

They say it don't be like that but it do.

Some of you have forgotten his scumbag behavior and should be ashamed of yourselves.

Can someone tell me what part of pretending to be Japanese is "Building your future" or "Fighting to preserve your heritage?" Don't preach about your white ancestry and then dress like a fucking Benihana chef.