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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: That’s when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
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Trying to figure out if my dumb side is overthinking or if my smart side is connecting the dots
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Success hits differently when you remember all the doors that closed before one finally opened. Never let a delayed opportunity make you question your worth.
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so there is this certain loneliness when its late at night and the whole house is sort of echoing it back to you. sometimes you can break the silence by placing your tea cup back on the bedside table.
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i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'
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having a panic attack after sending a text even tho its to someone who is my friend and probably doesnt randomly hate me for contacting them BUT WHAT IF????
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Walls rise before the mount, quenching passion,
Symbols of the heat between her thighs.
Patiently I wait for the promised touch,
Then pluck the strings down deep, where silence lives,
And each caress lifts the stake of my claim...
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Allah, when I pass away, appoint someone who will remember me and keep me in their prayers…
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Cake shop: What should the cake say?
Me, covering the phone: Do we want a talking cake, or just a normal one?















