Jonovision

Find someone who looks at you the way Maradona looks at Viggo Mortensen.

I got my YouTube algorithm dialed in, dude. Like, scary dialed in. It's like having a little butler. I go to the site and it's just BOOM 'Here you go, sir. We got a police body cam video from 3 a.m. in Florida. And... we found a 145 minute anime retrospective.'

The trajectory is brutal. This is a guy who talked about testicular cancer and how it made him realize he needed something transcendent to hold onto. He sat with his mom as she was dying and turned their conversations into something genuinely beautiful. And now he's "Captain Chud" on a podcast called Mystery Boys, doing episodes titled "Alex Jones Exposes The Elite's Master Plan," talking about the Illuminati and the guillotine and whatever else gets the engagement numbers up. lol God damn.

Therapy is expensive and canoes are forever. #Lanterns

Bruh...

BACK IN IT

King doesn't need a 10 hit combo. He doesn't need frame perfect execution. He needs one opening. One mistake. One moment where you think you're safe behind your block, and then boom, Giant Swing, Tombstone, figure four leglock, whatever the fuck he feels like.

The guy that yells "Drill Sergeant!" knew the assignment.

"Never seen anything like this in my career"

I bet if I ran a comb through his hair it'd come back smelling like vodka.

Shawn Levy and Jon Watts in a room cooking up some garbage.

I was ready to burn the whole thing down, and then I remembered Hayden Christensen gets to show up as a Force ghost and collect a bag. So Episode 10, Episode 11, Episode 47, I don't care anymore. As long as my boy keeps getting paid, I'm good.