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golf & weather real-time forecasting

Washington, DC
Joined June 2016
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Congrats 🎊🍾 on going a full month 💪 You’ve earned those 🦌 camp 🍻 and hangover
Poll for the group. I haven’t drank for just over a month now and I’m trying not to for the foreseeable future. Deer hunting is in two weeks and generally my deer hunting is basically a family reunion for all the guys and we drink all day for two days straight in the woods with minimal service or anything else to do. Do I go this year or skip it? If I went I’d obviously try to not drink but as you could imagine that’ll be hard Also the drink below is not a beer it’s an alternative that’s pretty tasty
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#twilight #golf ⛳️ officially OVER! Time for everyone to get in the lab with @TrackmanGolf
Hope all you psycho whack jobs are happy about this. Enjoy midnight at 6 PM. 🫠
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Pretty big #range Kinda like me saying I’ll shoot anywhere between 80-95 today #golf ⛳️
Will DC get buried in snow this winter — or barely see a flake? We asked five winter weather experts for their predictions. Their answers range from just 3.3 inches to 25.5 inches! All five weigh in on how a potentially historic El Niño could shape the winter ahead. Here's what they predict — and why: 👇 capitalweather.com/boom-or-b…
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Soak it in! 10/10 ☀️ day in the #DMV
Trump may have ordered it closed “immediately” but East Potomac Park is very much open. Beautiful day for golfing, running, biking or having a picnic, all of which you can do in the park
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Thinking I made #bogey ⛳️ after sinking a 35-footer but it was really a double
“Field goal. Oh, that was 4th down?” certainly looks like lip readers believe Dan Quinn was completely unaware that it was 4th down and wanted to kick a field goal 💀💀💀
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Errr we’re talking about #golf ⛳️ here, and a poor course routing presented in the current plan. That’s it. Nothin more nothin less.
Replying to @hackers_window
And here come the GOLF COURSE PROTECTORS. "let DOZY DON have his Gold Plated Golf Curse what do you care lefty".....yet when its kids that were raped and tortured, they could care less.
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Good intel. Come rake my #leaves 🍁 then
Walmart's not great for trees. Lowes would be the next place to check, followed by local garden stores. Arbor Day Foundation is good for young trees, but I've found their dormant trees a little finnicky. Anyway, the trick for sunshine is to just get 8-12ft trees, not too tall.
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I suggest checking @Walmart then Not a #tree guy….i like getting ☀️
Mid-October is a dumb time to buy trees from Home Depot. Best times are April when they have a full selection and early Summer when they start having 50% off sales.
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Will offer a great driving range to work on eliminating the duff. Duffing sucks…waste of #time & zero #fun
This is golf gentrification like I’ve never seen. Hains Point has been a quintessential muni course for the people, for decades. A duffers course. Hardpan but affordable. Accessible. Communal. Local. Urban. DC has so few affordable golf options. Washington didn’t ask for this.
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I’ll take my wicker basket 🧺 to the @NationalMallNPS for a nice #picnic There’s nothing “rich” 💴 about accessible public #golf @RockCreekNPS offers great biking terrain 🚲
The law be damned, Trump is going to close East Potomac Park on Nov 15. The "redesign" eliminates picnic areas, bike lanes, playgrounds, everything to give the rich a fancy golf course. Completely illegal, too - the park was created by Congress for the people
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Having 18 elite holes ⛳️ > dog track crowded w bikers 🚴 🌸 🌳 will be even MORE visible I don’t know a single #bird watcher…respect the hobby 🫡
Trump’s plan shrinks course from 36 holes to 18 but impacts more than golfers. It eliminates Ohio Drive, historic mini golf and a grove of Japanese cherry trees — reshaping space used by thousands of cyclists, runners, anglers, bird-watchers and picnickers wapo.st/47qaXDm
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Go to @HomeDepot buy some trees 🌳 and plant in your own yard if you love em so much
Replying to @hackers_window
then maybe don't be celebrating a new map full of trees that just happen to be lining your incredible "water views"
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Congrats on the #boat 🛥️ amigo….it will still float You don’t seem like the #marathon type, just a hunch It’ll be #golf ⛳️ 4 the people…I’m all about #equity and inclusion
Replying to @hackers_window
Same thing when I’m having sex with your Mom on my boat. Marine Corps Marathon, Cherry Blossom, Thousand of Cyclists, runners, Cherry Blossom peekers, say this is a shit plan. Fuck Fancy Golf!
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Yea well #trees 🌳 make #golf ⛳️ very hard for average hacks…I think they (& I) are happy they’re gone It’s a plant dude, relax….no one died. Literally no one.
Replying to @hackers_window
"water views on every hole" that's not how trees work
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#water views on every hole ⛳️…not sure how anyone can be upset. Only thing that doesn’t make sense is routing for #1 #tee….should be closer to #clubhouse
You have got to be f**king kidding me… an 18 hole golf course that fully absorbs the entirety of Hains Point. Disgusting and shameful acts by Department of Interior. We have been saying this for MONTHS.
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I’m no #geography wiz but I’m 100% sure #maine is on the east coast. Nice pics btw
Northern Maine is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced on the East Coast, and I honestly think it would blow the minds of so many East Coasters. It’s absolutely worth the trip whenever you can make the time.
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It was a beautiful #golf day…..just glorious ⛳️ Let’s stop with the “warming #climate” rhetoric….DC had the hardest freeze in decades last year 🤫 …October always delivers a couple heaters
🌡️ DC just shattered a century-old heat record. Wednesday's 90 degrees was the latest such reading in recorded history, beating the previous mark by three days. It's no fluke. DC's mounting heat records tell the story of our warming climate. See the staggering list: capitalweather.com/dcs-remar…
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But then I’m back too early and without a #buzz 🍻
How to play 18 holes before your wife and kids get out of bed🏌🏻‍♂️⛳
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#golf ⛳️ conditions in #indonesia Thank you @frankiemacd !!!
Hot and Humid Temperatures Heading for Yogyakarta Indonesia on Friday October 16, 2026
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